I'm very bad at remembering people's names, so I call everyone Dude. Saves embarrasment. As a result in my local they often call me Dude.
I split £10 across 4 horses, one of which was called Monbeg Dude. I had £1.50 each way (50:1, top 5, 1/4 odds) so I made a £10.25 profit!