brexit is indeed a "cesspool of turds" (as is the house of commons, come to think of it), but I have a hunch booker prize judges may not approve of this prose..
Brexit, for once some facts.
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Yep,I blame auto word search...is there a word secitisation? new one on me too....I meant securitisation,thanks
Dave
Now it is alleged that Damian Green has been w@nking and eating custard cream biscuits deep into the night in his Westminster office.
There seems to be no end to these disturbing revelations with at least one new one surfacing with each day that passes. I believe that the time has now come for Tresemmé to perform her own tactical strike. She should allege that Jez C has grabbed her flange. That should neutralise the Labour threat for a while and furnish the Conservatives with strength and stability.
There seems to be no end to these disturbing revelations with at least one new one surfacing with each day that passes. I believe that the time has now come for Tresemmé to perform her own tactical strike. She should allege that Jez C has grabbed her flange. That should neutralise the Labour threat for a while and furnish the Conservatives with strength and stability.
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Custard Cream biscuits?? is there no end to the depths he will sink to?
I like your suggestion by the way, brilliant strategic plan there tillson old chap! imagine the circulation figures for the Daily Rags next day!
I believe the expression appropriate for today is
>65 Million to beam up Mr Spock.
>65 Million to beam up Mr Spock.
Well JC would get my vote if he took on Tresemmé’s flange. A machine gunned horse in the entrance to a railway tunnel has been suggested by some learned commentators.
Talk about life imitating art, the headline news in times is that the police found extreme porn on deputy prime ministers computer, I kid you not. How extreme is probably one question
I've got extreme porn on my computer as the following three photos show. Some might find it even more shocking that I'm participating in two of them, others that it's all happening in public in broad daylight.
In this first image three males are beating up a female and mass raping her:
The pair in this second image must have been reading the Kama Sutra, since they are trying a back to back position:
And here the male's weapon has extended so much his eyes are popping out even more than the female's:
Male psychology warning: Obsessing too much over the size of the above male's tackle could lead to an inferiority complex.
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The kama sutra pic obsessed me more, twisting his tackle through 180, ouch..
Putting your hand on a female journalists knee or kissing one on the lips is obviously more important than sorting out Brexit,the NHS or Social Care.
I am sure I read that 200 were killed with some failed nuclear test in North Korea but this is clearly not so important news as Damian Green has porn on his computer....I bet you would struggle to find a computer in the whole of London that didn't have some porn on it.
This sex news should be on the snippets bit of the Sun or Daily Star not front page news....the world has gone potty.
KudosDave
I am sure I read that 200 were killed with some failed nuclear test in North Korea but this is clearly not so important news as Damian Green has porn on his computer....I bet you would struggle to find a computer in the whole of London that didn't have some porn on it.
This sex news should be on the snippets bit of the Sun or Daily Star not front page news....the world has gone potty.
KudosDave
OMG....that is absolutely disgusting...Damian Green should be immediately reported to the whips(Max Mosley's assistants,hehe)...where will this end,it starts with custard creams and moves onto bourbons and God forbid chocolate digestives.....he urgently needs treatment.
KudosDave
Oy! Hands off London.
From the Moors murderers and A6 rapist though to pimping young girls by Asian males, with many other examples in between, it's the North which is the centre of sexual deviancy.
Here in London we are the bastions of sexual propriety, even the customers of the Soho sex parlours being predominantly visiting Northerners, when they're not looking for the chippies.
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Not so extreme as this I'll warrant!
http://ec.europa.eu/justice/fundamental-rights/charter/index_en.htm
The so called Paradise Papers seem to be dominating the news today. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, and just when they had found a new low, they manage to sink even further.
I for one am getting increasingly cheesed off with being on the PAYE system. PAYE affords me absolutely no opportunity to cheat and to shift my tax obligation onto the shoulders of those less able to pay. It simply isn’t fair and it’s not what I expect from a Conservative government. Shame on them.
I was also amused to read that U2’s fancy spectacled, refugee hugging front man Bonio has been squirrelling his obscene wealth away, out of sight of the tax man. I can still see him, not so very long ago on the telly, guilt tripping us all into dig deep in order to buy to a Big Mac for a starving African. But little did we know that if he’d paid his taxes that Big Mac could have, “gone large” with extra chips and unlimited Coke refills. Oh the shame Bonio.
But the good news is that Aston Merrygold has controversially crashed out of the BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing. The tax sideshow will soon be overshaddowed by this dancing news and we can all carry on being exploited and taken for fools.
I for one am getting increasingly cheesed off with being on the PAYE system. PAYE affords me absolutely no opportunity to cheat and to shift my tax obligation onto the shoulders of those less able to pay. It simply isn’t fair and it’s not what I expect from a Conservative government. Shame on them.
I was also amused to read that U2’s fancy spectacled, refugee hugging front man Bonio has been squirrelling his obscene wealth away, out of sight of the tax man. I can still see him, not so very long ago on the telly, guilt tripping us all into dig deep in order to buy to a Big Mac for a starving African. But little did we know that if he’d paid his taxes that Big Mac could have, “gone large” with extra chips and unlimited Coke refills. Oh the shame Bonio.
But the good news is that Aston Merrygold has controversially crashed out of the BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing. The tax sideshow will soon be overshaddowed by this dancing news and we can all carry on being exploited and taken for fools.
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From the Daily Mail
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Queen's private estate sent millions of pounds to Bermuda and Cayman Islands tax haven and invested in BrightHouse hire-purchase retailer that is accused of exploiting the poor.
Pretty much as expected....leave no Tern unstoned...if you know what i mean.
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Queen's private estate sent millions of pounds to Bermuda and Cayman Islands tax haven and invested in BrightHouse hire-purchase retailer that is accused of exploiting the poor.
Pretty much as expected....leave no Tern unstoned...if you know what i mean.
I think the word poor needs to be substituted with foolish. BrightHouse sell things that people don’t need to those who don’t have the money to pay for them. It still isn’t right that queenie is profiting from this sort of selling though.
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