I have a Cunning plan, tillson, which I will patent and make a fortune....and what plans do they have in place to increase the electricity generating capacity to a level where it replaces the energy that we currently extract from petrol and diesel fuels? They probably think that they just need to order a grubby, overall wearing, adjustable spanner wanking, engineering type pleb to go and build a Dyson Sphere around the sun. That should fix it.
Hang on a minute, all of our graduates are trained in party planning, photography and media studies. Better call China, the country's emergency help line.
In future all cars will be Hybrid and fitted with an anemometer that has to record a wind speed of force seven before the Electrics will activate and you can drive, or, more significantly recharge the car: the moment the windspeed falls below that the Electrics disengage, and to get back the car then has a Kick started 50cc four stroke Petrol engine to get home on, the logic being no one will want to get more than five miles away from home in future will they?
And this solution ensures E cars don't draw additional power from the grid.
This has the dual benefit that for almost all of the time it will be faster to travel on an "E" Bike.
KudosDave and Woosh will love it!
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