The Sun has more comedy to offer!
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CEREAL MYSTERY
Police investigating claims Russian spy Sergei Skripal’s £1 bag of porridge was poisoned by daughter Yulia’s ‘female pal’
Fears have emerged that spy Sergei Skripal's breakfast may have been poisoned by a Russian pal of his daughter
He had asked daughter
Yulia, 33, to bring the Russian-style breakfast from Moscow.
Sergei, 66, also demanded bay leaves and spices from his motherland.
But in the rush to fly to London — the day before
the March 4 nerve-agent attack — she forgot to pick up the grocery gifts.
So instead,
Yulia asked an unnamed woman, who flew to London separately, to buy and bring the buckwheat, his favourite breakfast meal.
Which you can get off Amazon
Note : ....and nothing dodgy .
Police are now seeking a Cereal Killer!
And as icing on the cake this
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PET MYSTERY
Sergei Skripal’s family demand to know why ex-spy’s beloved pet cats and guinea pigs ‘didn’t die from nerve agent’
The family's demands come after experts have said they "don't know the precise source" of the deadly nerve agent used to poison Sergei Skripal and his daughter
That's easily solved, they didn't eat Cereal and couldn't reach the door knob.
This must rate as one of the most unlikely con jobs worked by a Government on the Public ever, anywhere.
We are going to end up looking complete fools over this.
Are we actually going to accuse Putin of poisoning Breakfast Cereal now?
The poor man could suffer a Rupture from laughing!
I recall a comedian protesting that an unknown assassin had attempted to murder him,
By Concealing the white lettering on a Bin liner that read
"Do not put this bag over your head"
With a Black Felt tip pen.
Pretty much as credible as the Garbage we are being offered!