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Is that a picture of the singer from The Pogues?

It’s spreading like wildfire because there is zero social distancing, sanitising is nonexistent and the kid’s year groups are mixing before and after school. Now, as much as any time during this pandemic you need to be vigilant and don’t take any silly risks like going to a school, pub, theatre...

What information is the government suppressing? What information that you aren’t currently in possession of do you require?

I can’t identify anything new in your post.

What about the perpetual motion machine I built in my shed? That’s man made and it defies the laws of physics. It also supplies the neighbourhood with free electricity.

Four positively charged amino acids in a row is a phenomenon found exclusively in synthetic substances. There is no doubt that the filthy little bastards are guilty and this finding supports that conclusion.

There’s some very fine embroidery, the like of which I’ve never seen, in those costumes.

No, some of the new London language that is squeezing out cockney has rubbed off on me. During the whole time I was in London I never saw a single Pearly King or Queen and not one child chimney sweep. It’s disgusting what’s happening down there.

I’m sad to learn that the producer of Afterlife, a great Netflix comedy, has been sacked. An anonymous woman is claiming that he had his hands on her waps many many years ago. How do you begin to defend yourself against that sort of accusation? He’s had the boot too. Nothing even investigated...

Dis needs reprotin’ ta da Babylon mon. But they ain’t gonna do nuffin’ ‘less ya jive. No what am sayin’ (Sorry, I’ve just spent a few days in London and I seem to have picked up some of the quaint local dialect.)

I must admit to feeling a slight sense of relief when I saw that the gunman who popped that Black Lives Matter bird was a fellow bro. Can you imagine if it had been a honky? Better ask Agnew what goin’ down in da hood.

Are you still here?

It’s starting to look a lot like Corbyn with this government. I remember how Corbyn was slated for daring to mention the re-nationalisation of our beloved railway system. Now Johnson is doing it, re-nationalisation is being reported as an epiphany moment. A great right to correct an act of...

I can’t believe the idiots in charge are considering the Tier lockdown system again. We know from bitter experience what happens. Tier 1 areas become Tier 2 areas, and Tier 2 areas become Tier 3. The process continues until everywhere is Tier 3 and then we lockdown too late again. Why don’t...

Get a CRT TV no one will nick it. Save a bundle on insurance.

Totally agree. I do exactly the same with insurance. People are paying stupid amounts of money for things like appliance insurance and pet insurance. Bonkers.

I’ve just been talking to a friend who owns a micro-brewery which includes a bar & restaurant area. This guy has had virtually no income for over a year, and the support he’s received hasn’t covered his expenses. He’s been living off his savings, which are now virtually depleted. His business...

Ya still doin’ da votin’ ting mon?

So the Indian variant is here, it’s out of control and it’s highly likely to **** up all the plans. How did it get here in the first place? Surely it can’t have anything to do with the 11 plane loads of people from India arriving in the U.K. each day can it? If that was the case wouldn’t...

What an idiot. Everyone knows the Earth and everything on it was created between 7 and 10 thousand years ago. How do fools like Poots and his 6000 years theory manage to get into such positions with that kind of flawed thinking? Carbon dating carried out on pieces of wood found at the secret...