Brexit, for once some facts.

[Barry Shittpeas]

lol. Good one golf bore.

ive won a BAFTA. I have reached the highest level possible in my field. I do not envy you. I pity the hate in your heart. And the ignorance in your brain.

I work less than 14 days a month on average. Unless I am doing people a favour. As I am so expertly experienced in my field of employment the only grindstone I use is when Im cutting enormously large and expensive joints of meat.
I have a wonderful family and experienced so many highs I’m amazed my heart and brain still function to such exceptional levels.

i could go on and on about my achievements but do you see how boring it is to read such nonsense?

You are over compensating for something.

its a very strange thing to want praise and adulation from total strangers on a message board.

But here we are.

I didn’t mean to upset you so deeply. You can calm down, we are all friends on here.

You have a thing about golf. Are you a golfist? Tell me a bit more.

I‘m very pleased for you and find it interesting to hear what you have been doing. It gives background to your other posts. You are a wonderful human being.

 

[Barry Shittpeas]

The V shaped formation of white coated doctors at Trump’s hospital briefing looks like a Nazi Scientist graduation ceremony.

 

[oyster]

source?

There's usually quite a bit of that at weddings in Scotland.

 

[oldgroaner]

I enjoy fi

I still don’t know why you read that ****** groaner. Your life is better than that.

excuse my language but **** ‘em.

you know they are idiots but you still read them.

I enjoy fiction

 

[oldgroaner]

Amusing tweet this morning
"

Mitch Benn
@MitchBenn

What happens if President Trump finds himself able to govern?

 

[oyster]

Do tories need remedial classes? The rest of us realised how bad Johnson would be without the need to appoint him and watch the unfolding disaster.

With Tory MPs restless over the government’s performance, which has seen it lose a huge poll lead over Labour since the start of the pandemic, the prime minister has recorded his first ever negative satisfaction rating among a survey of Tory members on the ConservativeHome website. He recorded the second-lowest score of any cabinet member, with only education secretary Gavin Williamson performing worse.

 

[Barry Shittpeas]

The numbers suggest that Coronavirus is back and is spreading fast. Fat necked, shaven headed, burger box $hitting Brexit Dad’s work is complete.

 

[wheeler]

source?

Kilt hire shops mostly.

 

[Barry Shittpeas]

@wheeler , do you know why the London Marathon commentary is entirely in Scottish? There are no subtitles either so I have no idea what’s happening.

 

[oyster]

Kilt hire shops mostly.

Obviously we can blame Paul McCartney for this.







With Mull of Kilt Hire…

 

[sjpt]

do you know why the London Marathon commentary is entirely in Scottish? There are no subtitles either so I have no idea what’s happening.

No, I don't know why... didn't even know it was. I have no idea what’s happening either.

 

[Wicky]

Kilt hire shops mostly.

Token store in Glasgow

 

[oyster]

Today I had my first false NHS COVID-19 app alert. My phone showed an alert that there had been exposure - but when I went to the app, no sign of anything.

This has been widely reported - and is supposed to be in the process of being fixed. But any remnant faith people might have in, well, anything, gets trashed by such issues.

 

[Barry Shittpeas]

Today I had my first false NHS COVID-19 app alert. My phone showed an alert that there had been exposure - but when I went to the app, no sign of anything.

This has been widely reported - and is supposed to be in the process of being fixed. But any remnant faith people might have in, well, anything, gets trashed by such issues.

It won’t get fixed this weekend, the jockey is at the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe.

 

[oldgroaner]

This is real Heroism

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1226800366047633408

Sarah Bond@SheLovesTelly

Replying to @chrisshipitv
@RNLI
and
@Hastingsrnli
But why is no one having a go at the nutter who decided to go surfing off Hastings beach (and ended up in Rye)! Put the
@Hastingsrnli
lifeboat crew in totally unnecessary danger. Harrumph! #Storm #Surfer #RNLI

Update
Replying to
@TheOnionWalks

@chrisshipitv
and 2 others
they found the surfer safe in rye and apparently they couldn't dock back in hastings and went to Eastbourne instead. All safe and sound

 

[Wicky]

Amusing tweet this morning
"

Mitch Benn
@MitchBenn

What happens if President Trump finds himself able to govern?

 

[oyster]

Anyone tell me what is so wrong with national togetherness the rest of the time? Why the tories have been effecting policies which work very strongly against such togetherness?

(And how do we manage togetherness when we have to be two metres apart? )

Robert Jenrick calls for 'national togetherness' in Covid second wave

 

[Woosh]

I despair at this government.
Jenrick, Williamson, Gove, Sunak.
All hired for their idiocy to shield their boss.

 

[wheeler]

@wheeler , do you know why the London Marathon commentary is entirely in Scottish? There are no subtitles either so I have no idea what’s happening.

Scottish what?

 

[Woosh]

4. The politics of this stink, his medical team are turning into PR Junkies in order not to spook the stock exchange

it's more likely that his campaign strategists have decided that the President has changed his view on Covid. Already he has not branded 'Chinese virus'' in his last briefing.
Our ex-ambassador to the US (Christopher Meyer) reckons they are going after the sympathy votes.