the Telegraph is running a campaign to get kids to school
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School age children more likely to be hit by lightning than die of coronavirus
Experts said previous generations had dealt with the issue by allowing youngsters to pick up infections when they were less dangerous
But of course if they bring it home, their Mothers and Fathers aren't likely to be so lucky
And also
We must face down these selfish whingers who want to keep schools shut
The Government must stop indulging the teaching unions in their appalling dereliction of duty to our young
ANGELA EPSTEIN
Presumably this is aimed at the teachers?
Not very cute