I see this afternoon's catatrophic briefing is to be presented by Robert "Where do I live?" Jenrick.
(Everyone else palmed long straws.)
(Everyone else palmed long straws.)
Haven't you missed an "i" out of run?If Cummings is sacked, who will run the UK?
I nominate Larry the Cat, the only individual ever to cross the threshold of 10 Downing Street and never caught lyingIf Cummings is sacked, who will run the UK?
He's only doing it because Larry the Cat refused to lie to the publicI see this afternoon's catatrophic briefing is to be presented by Robert "Where do I live?" Jenrick.
(Everyone else palmed long straws.)
Another individual has fulfilled your first criterion - crossed the threhold.I nominate Larry the Cat, the only individual ever to cross the threshold of 10 Downing Street and never caught lying
Our cat spends most of her life lying...I nominate Larry the Cat, the only individual ever to cross the threshold of 10 Downing Street and never caught lying
Larry is definitely top cat amongst that shower of pussies.I nominate Larry the Cat, the only individual ever to cross the threshold of 10 Downing Street and never caught lying
They should have refused on the grounds that the six hours driving was exhausting exercise and they now need to to rest and recuperate for a few days in the pre arranged place for them to do that, prior to tackling the equally exhausting exercise of the six hour drive back.Today a couple travelled six hours to spend a few days at a holiday let in Stow. Unfortunately they were greeted by PCSO Symes who told them to travel six hours back. Holiday homes are not open for business. You can travel as far as you want for exercise but must return home.
I think you`ll find the `idiot fringe` reside in a Hull backwater, have an unhealthy aversion to gentlemens toilets, all under the guise of an ArmitageShanks employeeStill rooting for the idiot fringe, tommie?
As you prove there is no cure for stupidity
If you actually get to your destination, and are parked and out of the driving seat, pull out the hip flask.They should have refused on the grounds that the six hours driving was exhausting exercise and they now need to to rest and recuperate for a few days in the pre arranged place for them to do that, prior to tackling the equally exhausting exercise of the six hour drive back.
In the interests of road safety of course.
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If they did, they would be guilty of conspiracy, etc.!So they make you drive back and then book you for drink driving as well.
Logic?? !!...they wouldn`t have a clueTommie, we don't always agree, but you make a very logical argument.
Maybe Johnson will see this as his chance to resign from a job he's come to hate.Apparently Cummings has been summoned to Downing Street. They are either agreeing a new set of lies and getting their story straight or he’s being sacked.
How sad that you democratic unionists did not apply some of your supposed logic and commonsense to the subject of Brexit. Or even accepted the democratic will of your electorate on that subject.Logic?? !!...they wouldn`t have a clue
Always something thats been in short supply `across the water` for centuries
And in the place of this logic and common sense you have..
Arrogance
Self-importance
an overbearing, loud-mouthed, know-it-all shower who continually claim to know everything about anything,
most prevalent in the `home counties` in particular, less so as you travel north
The World Wars and the `66 World Cup only added to this
Any wonder they`re not liked around the world
But Hey!, you knew this already
Corbyn is obvious where his priority was in his shadow cabinet, militantism above competency.Corbyn and McDonnell could have surprised you all, but of course you ignore the competent and far more influential McDonnell in order to attack the weak point of Abbott, such is your bias.
Boris Johnson needs to come out from behind the settee and face up to his responsibilities as the Prime Minister. He is a far worse leader than Theresa May and she had no trace of any leadership qualities whatsoever. He must take the Downing Street briefing this evening and tell the public what’s going on. It’s weeks since he last made himself accountable to the public he is supposed to serve.Maybe Johnson will see this as his chance to resign from a job he's come to hate.
Cummings could become the PM, remember Prime Ministers do not have to be elected MPs, we've had many who weren't, the last being Sir Alec Douglas Home.
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