Brexit, for once some facts.

[oldgroaner]

Woo merchant

Rashid Buttar is an American osteopathic physician and conspiracy theorist from Charlotte, North Carolina. He is known for his controversial use of chelation therapy for numerous conditions, including autism and cancer. He has been reprimanded by the North Carolina Board of Medical Examiners for unethical treatment of patients.

Buttar was born in London in 1966 and immigrated with his parents to the U.S. at the age of 9. He attended Washington University, graduating with a degree in biology and theology, and then earned his degree in osteopathy at Des Moines University. According to his website, he worked as a surgeon with the U.S. Army for several years but did not achieve any medical qualification

Rashid Buttar - Wikipedia

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Rashid Buttar Sued for Fraud | Quackwatch

Vincy Tidwell, Jr. of Greensboro, North Carolina, is suing Dr. Rashid Buttar for fraud. Buttar operates the Center for Advanced Medicine and Clinical Resear ...

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What is a Woo merchant?
(I could have asked soundwave, but the cipher room is furloughed)

 

[oldgroaner]

The SAGE group that actually isn't
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/27/gaps-sage-scientific-body-scientists-medical?CMP=share_btn_tw

The government's secret science group has a shocking lack of expertise

Nothing surprising here ...move along

 

[Barry Shittpeas]

The SAGE group that actually isn't
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/27/gaps-sage-scientific-body-scientists-medical?CMP=share_btn_tw

The government's secret science group has a shocking lack of expertise

Nothing surprising here ...move along

it’s like an episode from The Herbs (anyone remember?)

Chris Witty
I'm a rather fat feathery owl called SAGE,
I've been sitting here in a tree for simply an age,
I'm ready and waiting to go to the treat,
and I'm hoping there will be plenty to eat.

Dominic Raab
I'm a very friendly lion called Parsley,
I am always very glad to see you wave.
But please don't shout or speak to me too harshly,
because I'm not particularly brave..."

Matt Handcock
I‘m Dill the dog,
I'm a Dog called Dill,
My tail I'd love to get,
but I've never caught it yet...

Priti Patel
I am constable Knapweed and I keep law and order,
I watch to see that all is well,
along the garden border.

Well “the science” is leading me towards a bacon sandwich this morning. I’ve not had one for months and I bought some 3mm cut back bacon from the butcher’s yesterday. It’s Shittpea’s Law.

 

[oldgroaner]

it’s like an episode from The Herbs (anyone remember?)

Chris Witty
I'm a rather fat feathery owl called SAGE,
I've been sitting here in a tree for simply an age,
I'm ready and waiting to go to the treat,
and I'm hoping there will be plenty to eat.

Dominic Raab
I'm a very friendly lion called Parsley,
I am always very glad to see you wave.
But please don't shout or speak to me too harshly,
because I'm not particularly brave..."

Matt Handcock
I‘m Dill the dog,
I'm a Dog called Dill,
My tail I'd love to get,
but I've never caught it yet...

Priti Patel
I am constable Knapweed and I keep law and order,
I watch to see that all is well,
along the garden border.

Well “the science” is leading me towards a bacon sandwich this morning. I’ve not had one for months and I bought some 3mm cut back bacon from the butcher’s yesterday. It’s Shittpea’s Law.

Don't leave out Boris

He's the first prime minister with an irresponsible job

 

[Barry Shittpeas]

I thought the “Public Question” asked at the Downing Street Coronavirus Show was a bit lame.

After 40000 people have died and after 100+ medical professionals have died, the best that effing Beryl from Skipton can ask is, when can I hug my grandchildren. What a pathetic waste of space, a ******* child. She‘s such a lard headed twat, so utterly stupid and pathetic that she should be banned from ever seeing them again. The woman is a bad influence.

Must say the “independent“ question selectors pulled a banker out of the hat for Handcock though. Northerner, thick as pig shite, easy to answer question, tugs the heartstrings of grannies everywhere. I wonder how many went in the bin before that one was selected at random?

 

[oldgroaner]

When the need arises this government can move with lightning speed

"
On April 4th, Robert Buckland announced that because of Covid-19 up to 4,000 low-risk prisoners needed to be released early to help protect the NHS and save lives. In my first questions as Shadow Justice Secretary, I asked how many had actually been released. His answer: 33

 

[oldgroaner]

I thought the “Public Question” asked at the Downing Street Coronavirus Show was a bit lame.

After 40000 people have died and after 100+ medical professionals have died, the best that effing Beryl from Skipton can ask is, when can I hug my grandchildren. What a pathetic waste of space, a ******* child. She‘s such a lard headed twat, so utterly stupid and pathetic that she should be banned from ever seeing them again. The woman is a bad influence.

Must say the “independent“ question selectors pulled a banker out of the hat for Handcock though. Northerner, thick as pig shite, easy to answer question, tugs the heartstrings of grannies everywhere. I wonder how many went in the bin before that one was selected at random?

Well what did you expect? no one like me or thee would get an invite would we?

 

[oyster]

When the need arises this government can move with lightning speed

"
On April 4th, Robert Buckland announced that because of Covid-19 up to 4,000 low-risk prisoners needed to be released early to help protect the NHS and save lives. In my first questions as Shadow Justice Secretary, I asked how many had actually been released. His answer: 33

And the first six were mistakes. Who went back when told to.

 

[oyster]

Just wondering how come anyone in the USA suffered covid-19?

They are told that disinfectant kills coroanvirus so maybe get some inside you. (All too many do take this advice.) And they eat chlorinated chicken. Looks like fried chiken eaters over there should be just fine.

 

[oldgroaner]

And the first six were mistakes. Who went back when told to.

They probably thought they were safer inside!

 

[oldgroaner]

Just wondering how come anyone in the USA suffered covid-19?

They are told that disinfectant kills coroanvirus so maybe get some inside you. (All too many do take this advice.) And they eat chlorinated chicken. Looks like fried chiken eaters over there should be just fine.

I'm surprised this hasn't caught on here!

 

[oyster]

it’s like an episode from The Herbs (anyone remember?)

Chris Witty
I'm a rather fat feathery owl called SAGE,
I've been sitting here in a tree for simply an age,
I'm ready and waiting to go to the treat,
and I'm hoping there will be plenty to eat.

Dominic Raab
I'm a very friendly lion called Parsley,
I am always very glad to see you wave.
But please don't shout or speak to me too harshly,
because I'm not particularly brave..."

Matt Handcock
I‘m Dill the dog,
I'm a Dog called Dill,
My tail I'd love to get,
but I've never caught it yet...

Priti Patel
I am constable Knapweed and I keep law and order,
I watch to see that all is well,
along the garden border.

Well “the science” is leading me towards a bacon sandwich this morning. I’ve not had one for months and I bought some 3mm cut back bacon from the butcher’s yesterday. It’s Shittpea’s Law.

Captain Pugwash suffered years of word play - all inaccurate.

I guess in this foul climate, we should be seeing "What does Dill do?", "Roger the Gardener", and "Cherry Picking".

 

[Wicky]

What is a Woo merchant?
(I could have asked soundwave, but the cipher room is furloughed)

Woo

Woo, also called woo-woo, is a pejorative term for pseudoscientific explanations that share certain common characteristics, often being too good to be true (aside from being unscientific). The term is common among skeptical writers. Woo is understood specifically as dressing itself in the...

rationalwiki.org

There's money to made on self-published social media / You(woo)Tube on sensational conspiracy content nonsense. About 5% of the population lap it up but it can rise to 15% + if it goes mainstream and gains a foothold. Erich von Daniken, moon landings, David Icke, QAnon, Brexit etc...

I could have used Kettlerian, a term in tribute after a chap I stubled upon on another forum, who claims to have worked for US military firms and then had a bang to the head which left him unemployable, changed how he viewed the world, and with time on his hands began relentlessly churning out woo...

Kettlerian definition:

Relating to or evocative of, the random conspiracy theories of John Kettler, a contributor to various UFO and Atlantis fan magazines. In every mundane military story, there is a alien tesla particle weapon, and in every political expose, there is a reptiloid alien shape shifter infiltration, in every WWII epic, there lurk Nazi UFOs.

My internet buddy Fred came up with a Kettlerian conspiracy that former US president Bill Clinton was really a reptile shape-shifter, assuming human form to rule the world.

The phrase Kettlerian refers to, among other things, drawing unsupportable conclusions from tenuous connections and flimsy or non-existant linkages.

 

[Nev]

I'm surprised this hasn't caught on here!

Their still too busy burning down 5G masts at the moment. Once that's done they will start binging on disinfectant.

 

[Barry Shittpeas]

Well what did you expect? no one like me or thee would get an invite would we?

In a way, it was the perfect politician’s question. It gave the opportunity to feign compassion, and empathy, and it’s more or less guaranteed to get a round of applause from the weak minded. Plus, anyone who would criticise a grandma asking when she can hug her grand children is the biggest bastard ever to have lived, far worse than Adolf Hittler.

I wonder if Dominic Cummings was drawing the questions out of the hat during the tea break at the SAGE meeting he was directing?

 

[Danidl]

Well congratulations to NZ... Showing what can be done by quarantine, and full contact tracing.

 

[Barry Shittpeas]

Well congratulations to NZ... Showing what can be done by quarantine, and full contact tracing.

.....and banning people coming into the country and having plenty of space so the population density is low.

 

[Woosh]

Don't leave out Boris

He's the first prime minister with an irresponsible job

"I hear nothing".
Boris had a grommet put in his ears when he was little.
That may explain why he still hears nothing.

 

[oyster]

"I hear nothing".

What good ears you have! It is as much as I can do to hear something.

 

[oldgroaner]

Woo

Woo, also called woo-woo, is a pejorative term for pseudoscientific explanations that share certain common characteristics, often being too good to be true (aside from being unscientific). The term is common among skeptical writers. Woo is understood specifically as dressing itself in the...

rationalwiki.org

There's money to made on self-published social media / You(woo)Tube on sensational conspiracy content nonsense. About 5% of the population lap it up but it can rise to 15% + if it goes mainstream and gains a foothold. Erich von Daniken, moon landings, David Icke, QAnon, Brexit etc...

I could have used Kettlerian, a term in tribute after a chap I stubled upon on another forum, who claims to have worked for US military firms and then had a bang to the head which left him unemployable, changed how he viewed the world, and with time on his hands began relentlessly churning out woo...

Kettlerian definition:

Relating to or evocative of, the random conspiracy theories of John Kettler, a contributor to various UFO and Atlantis fan magazines. In every mundane military story, there is a alien tesla particle weapon, and in every political expose, there is a reptiloid alien shape shifter infiltration, in every WWII epic, there lurk Nazi UFOs.

My internet buddy Fred came up with a Kettlerian conspiracy that former US president Bill Clinton was really a reptile shape-shifter, assuming human form to rule the world.

The phrase Kettlerian refers to, among other things, drawing unsupportable conclusions from tenuous connections and flimsy or non-existant linkages.

He may have a point where Rees Mogg is concerned