I can lead a donkey (you) to water but I can't make it drink.
I can also tell the blue rinse brigade at the W.I absolutely adore you're utterly mischievous wit.
Such a charmer!
I can just hear them now ' you must meet the turd. he is a scream! '
What a life you must lead.
A dyed in the wool tory with communist ideals.
No wonder you come across as someone so easily persuaded you would follow what a bus sign tells you to do.
Yep, you're definitely having another London Bridge moment. It will pass and you’ll emerge a better person for it. Well you could hardly be any worse could you?
ps Puff Daddy isn’t at all pleased about being referred to as “ The Blue Rinse Brigade. “ He’s asked me to tell you that you are a ****. So, you are a ****. Personally, I don’t like the “C” word, so don’t shoot the messenger.
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