You're wrong. The BBC weather map is red, which means SCORCHIO!
This is yesterday's forcast showing how red Telford is. I panicked and put extra ice in the freezer to cool me down today. I'll be needing it any moment now, as soon as it stops raining.
Oh - that's terrible. 25c in Telford in summer.
Maybe you will end up as one of those elderly deaths that happen when the sun comes out.
We should all stop using power immediately and revert to the kind of Medieval life our ancestors lived in the eleven hundreds. They lived perfectly well on a couple of handfulls of peas a day and the odd bit of bacon fat, unless they were rich, in which case most of them lived to the ripe old age of about 46. By doing this, we will leave the pitch clear for the Chinese to double their carbon output every five years, or so, and let the Africans have seven kids each family.
This is our duty - since it is we, the evil British who invented all this carbon guzzling by starting the Industrial Revolution, which as we all know now, and are taught in school and at university, brought nothing but pain, capitalism, and patriarchy to the world - which had never had them before. It is all OUR fault and we should punish ourselves for it. Fortunately, Ed Miliband has taken charge of all that now, so look out. We had it coming.