After all the chance that one from how many billion sperm would fertilise an egg and result in Johnson wasn't more than a chance in many billions, across the Atlantic too, you can add the odds to he being brought here, and then even less probable there would be enough daft beggars among 50 millions would vote for him.
Yet here we are and vaccination against the Covid disaster he made worse being used as Cover the his Brexit disaster.
It's almost enough for an atheist like me to ponder whether isn't an evil god at work
extracting the urine out of humanity.
My experience in life includes high spots like being told that a prostate cancer biopsy only has adverse effects on one person in 20,000.
Then ending up at deaths door with sepsis and in hospital for 11 days before I escaped their clutches and staggered home.
From this I had an epiphany that in fact the laws of odds had somehow inverted and what was previously been regarded as nigh on impossible
Was now pretty much a dead cert .
"Laws of odds?" more like the Pirate code really