Faceless, unelected bureaucrats in Brussels have decreed that £7.6 million should be spent on renovations to Wentworth Woodhouse, the stately home and ancestral pile of Helena de Chair who is probably wealthier than most of the 'new money' celebs who appear on the Sunday Times Rich List which has no access to bank accounts.
Who is Helena de Chair you may ask? Well, she's only the breeding machine married to Jacob Rees-Mogg, also one not exactly strapped for cash. So far, they have produced 5 little monsters whose names will not appear on the pupil list of any state comprehensive school or even academy any time soon, trust me!
Actually, this story isn't true; I just made up the bit about unelected, faceless politicians in Brussels - there aren't any!.......Oh, and the £7.6 million of tax money paid by those on the PAYE system is being put to this purpose on the say-so of Phillip Hammond, our inexperienced Chancellor of the Exchequer, whose personal wealth in 2009 was estimated to be about £9 million though we don't know how much tax he paid!
For those interested, there is quite a bit of history attached to Wentworth Woodhouse and apparently, it has over 300 rooms, none of which will be utilised to house Britain's homeless, or refugees fleeing what remains of the middle-east after our repeated bombings in combined military operations, essential for peacekeeping purposes and ensuring democracy prevails.
£7.6 million for just one house.......there is a trust which I am sure will spend that money wisely and I'm sure it will pay for itself many times over as someone suggested....never!
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Apart from his valuable contribution to democracy and the pursuit of a fair and equitable society through his day job, Mr Rees-Mogg still manages to fit in some extra-curricular work for Somerset Capital Management, 30 days per annum at a salary of around £10,000 per month.
When asked for a comment on austerity, he allegedly replied, 'Austerity....what austerity?'
Tom