Brexit, for once some facts.

oldgroaner

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You old cynic.

That is young love personified. It feels my heart with joy to see these two young sweethearts starting out in the great journey of life together.

I'm minded to pen a sonnet.
I'll do it for you, personifying Boris as a Busy Bee...

"The Bee he is a busy soul
And has no time for Birth Control

And that is why
In days like these
There are so many

Sons of Bees!"

How's that? pretty accurate too
 
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oldgroaner

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Understood, I had many years of that early driving but never use any form of in car entertainment.
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Was this because of the cramped seating in those old bangers?
I had a pal who famously passed out doing In car entertainment with a very large young lady in an Isetta Bubble Car in a pub car park in Cornwall on a hot summer night .
To revive him after the young lady told us he was "conked out" we wasted some good beer pouring it over his head, and I don't think it helped the shock absorbers either
The young lady was overcome with mirth.
He was insufferably proud of himself for days.
 
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oldgroaner

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Oh yea of little faith.

Look how happy he is now:

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In that shirt he looks like an overweight sporran
Is there a
" for £2 a month you can put a Boris out to pasture to cavort and gyre and gimble away the rest of his days in safety " scheme ?

Now that would yield a far better return on investment than the money you gratuitously cast upon stony ground when you signed up for Conservative Party Membership.
 
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oldgroaner

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The Thoughts of Rees Mogg co author of a Book by this name
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Strange ideas for a jumped up son of a Coalman, and he pretends to be a man with the best interests of the public at heart?
 
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