And this is the problem. E-scooters are illegal to use practically EVERYWHERE
No they aren't, it's really mainly Great Britain where their legal use is so restricted.
Like the Segways that are also banned here, e-scooters are widely used legally around the world. Europe has widely legalized e-scooter usage whereas places like Jakarta, Singapore, and Shanghai, still ban scooter usage on roads and pavements entirely. Paris, for instance, has banned riding and parking e-scooters on pavements whereas other cities, like those in Sweden, Italy, Switzerland allow it.
Unlike here where we even require a driving licence to use one, most US states do not require riders to have a license to operate electric scooters. However, there are a handful of states that do require you to have a valid driver's license (of any class) or at least an instruction permit before you can legally operate an electric scooter.
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