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Oh. There’s plenty of that on this thread without adding anymore :oops:

I’ve just made myself the usual breakfast blended fresh fruit drink, pineapple, blueberries, apple, spinach and coconut milk. I hope I don’t catch cancer from it. :eek:

I’m sure they’d appreciate a hand with a bit of file sorting, typing, indexing, photocopying and general office work.

Our new aircraft carrier has got a hole in it which is letting in water. We just need to put a cork in the hole, save up to buy some aeroplanes to put on the decks, and then find a war to get involved in. After that, it will have been worth the money.

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Let me know how you get on. Just a word of caution. On very rare occasions these “corn screens” have been used to conceal the activities of hairy naked men cavorting with Fallow Deer.

I’ve already told Woosh who you voted for, Lena Zavaroni, Opportunity Knocks 1974 via postcard and clapometer. See above.

You’re replying to your own messages. Here’s a tip, don’t reply to your own messages. People will start to think you are Gerald if you continue.

Lena Zavaroni, Opportunity Knocks 1974.

I appreciate that, thank you.

And everyone is constantly looking out of the window for cannabis growing areas? And they would know what to look for from altitude? They would be able to ID cannabis?

No way will that detect anything.

His whole being and fundamental principles seem to be rooted in deceit and lies. It’s not very well disguised either.

Overflow by who?

All questioners and presenters let Johnson get away with non-relevant waffle and blatant question dodging. It drives me mad and I can’t watch it. He has to be the least straightforward politician I have ever seen or heard and there must be a reasons for him acting in this way. I believe that...

Farmers grow a 3 metre strip of sweet corn around the edges of their fields to form a screen. To the casual observer it just looks like a regular field of crop. However, beyond that 3 meter screen and towards the centre of the field grows a potential harvest which is much more lucrative than the...

Thank you. I do my best to spread the love.

So do I. Sometimes I extract a large bundle of notes from my wallet and burn them in front of the homeless person. I then invite them to draw closer in order to share the radiant heat given off.

Free movement is totally yesterday. Things have moved on now and it's all about WTO (whatever that means). Keep up.

But say Bangcamelrancidesh, a nation who’s main export is goat herding manuals, decided to use the Goatdollar. How could that possibly be pinned to the US dollar a nation at the cutting edge of technology, industry and innovation? If Bangcamelrancidesh then decided to print loads of Goatdollars...