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British Airways once adopted the slogan "We're not happy until you're not not happy" on an automated customer service email response for about 48 hours. I like that one and try to live up to it every day. :)

On the way back home from the petrol station, I came up behind a Ford Transit van carrying "Air Conditioned Police". I've never come across this before. I've seen "This van is air conditioned" written on the side of smaller dog carrying vans, for obvious reasons, but never a statement...

Why are all of the Wimbledon line judges very fat this year? Have they been selected to send a subliminal message to the EU that in the event of a no deal Brexit, we are so well nourished we can survive without food for at least six months?

I’m so sorry :( I hadn’t read down as far as your response before I posted mine. I would have let it roll on had I seen it. There will be more chances in the future.

Theresa May used that quote during PMQ this week when addressing Jeremy Corbyn. She’s been reading Gerald’s contributions to this thread, he’s uses it too.

Cheers, no need the read The Gerald now, when it eventually comes off the press.

Anyone seen Gerald today? I’m waiting for his unbiased précis of today’s newspapers. If he doesn’t show up soon I’ll be forced to read them for myself and make my own mind up.

Because they hate us and are treacherous by nature. :-)

Hmmm, the intensity of the light being emitted from the pan appears to be diminishing and of short duration

Good grief, no.

If you substituted the words “anti Semitic” with “BXP funding anomaly”, in the Gospel according to St Gerald, that same documentary would have been classed as an overwhelming & irrefutable body of evidence. That’s how unhinged people have become. This thread is littered with charges against the...

Yawn......... Wrong again.

The police enquiry was only instigated after a body of evidence was presented, more or less live on air, to the Met Commissioner. Labour knew about it and were trying to sweep it all under the carpet. The Met's former head of hate crime has reviewed the evidence and concluded that there are...

Arrests have been made, investigations are ongoing. I know you don’t like it and would rather turn a blind eye to Labour Jew-hate, but it is happening. It really is time that people like you stood up against racism.

There’s plenty. Several Labour Party members have been very reluctantly arrested after Creased Dick-Head had the evidence shoved up her chuff on live radio.

Action by the Labour Party was taken under duress after effectively being backed into a corner and confronted with evidence of Jew-hate. The party leadership were aware of these allegations but were dragging their feet hoping it would go away, and took no action. They managed to gear up and...

I don’t like the man or anything about him, but in this case, I think he’s a political prisoner. The Jew-hate going off in the Labour Party, which is escaping prosecution, is scandalous.

That usually applies for most sentences of that length.

What’s he done, knifed Royal Baby? Ordinarily you wouldn’t get 9 months for quite a serious assault. Obviously, they want him out of the way.

Or ageing. That’s the biggest cancer risk.