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Where's Cummings, where is that Witch..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witchsmeller_Pursuivant

I'm important ?

It's a balance between life and death flecc, the economy means absolutely nothing whatsoever when you're dead. You can choose 2 metres under my old mate, I'll choose 2 metres apart :)

I saw an interview on tv with a medic from Stockholm a few days back. He was asked what's the policy on masks in Sweden, his reply was no one wears them...if you get sick you stay indoors. Seems to be working out just fine for them.....not.

Have you got anything that might interest me Barry...I'm into leather at the moment.

There was so much rule breaking by so many people during lockdown period, it's as if it never really happened. The local rag here published a picture of a pub in town serving booze to paying customers standing on the pavement outside. Someone grassed them up, the Police were called and did...

I like to think so Tommie :)

The bad guys always survive Tommie, well take yourself for example..

When I was a kid I came running out of school one day with my best mate and I threw a stone in his direction, it missed him and smashed someone's greenhouse window. Next day we were up before the Head.....did you two break a window ? Err..no..well..umm..err I squirmed just like Cummings is doing...

Could anyone explain what the hell he's on about ? He drones on worse than me.

My pies are not selling too well..:(

There again he might just beg forgiveness, sometimes works.

In days of old some peasant would be walking around that garden selling hot pies to onlookers.

Cummings live statement at 4pm in the rose garden. I reckon he's about to top himself live on TV, think I'll record it.

That Daily Mirror front page is interesting, I saw a galley proof of it last evening just briefly and I'm sure it said "A Cheat and A Liar" not Coward. I wonder if the editor got windy at the last moment and changed it ?

I met a hand that was not there..... Memo to Boris: If you are going to stick your hand in the till remember to pull it out before it shuts.

Boris spotted out with Cummings...

I used to know a chap who worked in what was then just called PC World, he told me all the gear on display was the latest stuff. However out the back in storage was the very latest equip which would go out when the displayed stuff had all sold, that's how they keep things flowing. I expect...

From the Sky News web tonight on the sighting of the Cummings vehicle... ' Sky News can confirm the registration number is that of a car Mr Cummings has got into in the past , Nuff said.

I seem to remember at the time of the Great Repeal Bill as it was known, news reports saying it was now done and dusted thus paving the way forward for changes by future legislation. As you say though flecc easier said than done.