Have I done the right thing? pimped my ride

[VictoryV]

You obviously don't understand English as written in my last post so I have taken a guess and offered 3 different languages below, one of which you may understand

Zulu:
Singamjabulisa siqhubeke sihloko , kubonakala ezinye iziqhwaga Riff raff zizama ukuthatha intambo off on tangents , lokhu akakhulumanga okuhle for the ukuziqalela intambo noma labo abangabafelokazi ngempela unesithakazelo okuqukethwe zemfundo !!!!

Kulabo ukuthi bebelokhu namahloni futhi eboniswe up ngenxa yokuntula ulwazi ngale ndaba , ngicela ahambe ayofuna omunye intambo ukudlala e , kungesiwo omunye yami Daimler Mercedes Smart eBike emangalisa sleek umshini imicu . Thanks

Chinese:
我們可以請繼續話題，似乎有些即興RAFF惡霸試圖把線頭脫落的切線，這既不是還是不錯的線程啟動那些在教育內容真正感興趣!!!!

對於那些已經尷尬，顯示了對這個問題認識不足，可以請你去找另一個線程來發揮，最好是我的戴姆勒奔馳智能電動自行車驚人的時尚機線程沒有之一。謝謝

But with your arrogance I guess its Russian:
Можем ли мы , пожалуйста держите на тему , кажется, некоторые Riff Raff задиры пытаются взять нить с по касательным , это ни хорошо для Автор или те, которые на самом деле заинтересованы в содержании образования !!!!

Для тех, кто был смущен и показано на отсутствие знаний по этому вопросу, не могли бы вы пойти и найти другой поток , чтобы играть в , предпочтительно не один из моих Daimler Mercedes Умный Ebike потрясающим гладкий нитей машины. Спасибо

Thank goodness for Google Translate!

 

[JohnCade]

Thank goodness for Google Translate!

Now all he has to do is run it back through Google and into English again. It will be fairly surreal, and probably difficult to tell apart from his usual posts.

 

[flecc]

Now all he has to do is run it back through Google and into English again. It will be fairly surreal, and probably difficult to tell apart from his usual posts.

Indeed, I recently ran a sentence of English into German through three online translators and all three were wrong when translated back to English. Oddly enough though, by using a mix of words from the three German versions it then translated back correctly in all three, probably meaning the mix was what the correct English to German should have been in the first instance.
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[EddieH]

But with your arrogance I guess its Russian:

Not only an idiot, now a racist idiot.

 

[mike killay]

Just found out.
This guy is probably a psychology post grad. and is testing us by being deliberately offensive.
We are just a research project for his PhD

 

[Ajax]

I've been thrown over the front of my bike on two occasions, both times when i had the front fork in suspension mode. These days i have the fork locked. I really can't see why i would need to have the front forks dipping as it absorbs my inertia.

 

[VictoryV]

I've been thrown over the front of my bike on two occasions, both times when i had the front fork in suspension mode. These days i have the fork locked. I really can't see why i would need to have the front forks dipping as it absorbs my inertia.

A lifetime ago I was the proud owner of a BSA Bantam 125cc motor bike (it was 16 and so was I) The front mudguard was attached to the fixed element of the forks, and was made deep enough so that the wheel could move up and down inside the mudguard on the forks. One day whilst riding along I had not noticed that the clamping screws that held the mudguard had worked loose with the vibration of the engine. So... the mudguard slipped down onto the front wheel and acted like a massive brake on the wheel, I stopped so fast that I went over the handlebars into the road in front of my bike. As my weight came off, so the forks extended and allowed the mudguard to free the front wheel. My bike still had sufficient momentum, and was also still in gear with the engine running so that it ran me over before coming to a halt on its side. I was unhurt, totally surprised, and had tyre tread marks on my PVC "leather" jacket. I always ensured that the mudguard was secure from that time on.

 

[mike killay]

Victory V.
That is priceless, sort of like Murphy and the bricks.

 

[Smart eBiker]

I must say I have NEVER fallen off a bike, maybe I am doing something wrong

 

[VictoryV]

I must say I have NEVER fallen off a bike, maybe I am doing something wrong

Well just wait until you take your stabilizers off...

 

[EddieH]

I must say I have NEVER fallen off a bike, maybe I am doing something wrong

Obviously never ridden one for any length of time then.