To disguise my 20" Wheeled Dahon Helios P8 Bafang "250W" mid-drive BBS01B converted folding bike, in order to enter shops (and banks) which don't have shopping trolleys, I bought a Dahon El Bolso Bag. They cost more new than I paid for my bike pre-conversion. Plus taxes delivery etc.
Why is that dude earing high heels?
I bought mine secondhand on ebay via very cheeky lowball ofer, in very good condition aside from a bit of mud. Virtually unused, but the "one time" it had been used, it had been muddy out. This is before I gave it a quick machine wash, to get rid of the godawful guffy smell:
It's bloody gigantic, but only weighs about 700 grams and packs reasonably small. The bag arrived with a second slightly less gigantic drawstringed orange bag, with a small slit over the top - I guess it's a rain cover for the bike, before it's put into the larger bag, the top slit being for the saddle to poke out of. Or something.
Trouble is, I have to find a safe spot free of muggers (yet close to shops and banks) to disembark, lay the bag on the ground, remove the bike battery, place the battery and my helmet into a rucksack, fold the bike, then roll and lift the bike into the bag, so I can pick it up and look like a right t*t like the smug berk photographed above, minus the heels. Might be tricky to carry between narrow shopping aisles, will see how it goes. Can deffo do the bank, derestrict for a faster getaway. Will avoid bollards when chased by the rozzers
As you know, cops don't kill ebikers, bollards do.