Computers and stuff...

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Frickin' laser beams will get you laid by Rolex chick for sure, but they're not powerful enough to cook with.

I should get some for my ebike powered disco, they might also get me laid. On the other hand, I hear DJs get BJs. I might have a go at DJing for the BJing, doesn't look too hard, but hard enough. Djing I mean.

 

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You can hire my ebike to power your mobile disco for 12.5 gold bars a day. More on weekends obvs. Go on, push the boat out a bit... getting laid by Rolex chick will be worth it. Bike trailer hire's extra.

 

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got me tank

 

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6 lasers ,y ass only 2 in there and none of the wheels moves motors jammed up somewhere

 

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think the last one is burnt out

 

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You'll never get laid now, you're gonna need a bigger Rolex.

 

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got rid of it strap was biting me on me bike when riding and to fkn heavy.

best place for a rolex is in its box and never to be worn plus there the entry level watches anyway

Audemars Piguet Royal Oak - Blue Baton Dial & Bracelet Strap

Pre-Owned Audemars Piguet Royal Oak 15202IP.OO.1240IP.01 available to buy from Watchfinder. Our pre-owned 15202IP.OO.1240IP.01 watches come with a 24-month warranty.

www.watchfinder.co.uk

id leave it in the box and just get a fake one that id never wear anyway got a apple watch here and cant fkn charge the basterd as wont work with 3rd party chargers and fkn 5 years old

 

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need to power up that mofo and see if it works

 

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Mobile disco time. Get a bike trailer and your tunes on the road!

 

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fkn tank gun wont fire got the rest working tho got 230 for the camera stuff

 

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Where the hell did all that stuff come from? Dead uncle? We know he wasn't shot to death by the tank.

 

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dead pi$$ head as hole dad had to take the ps4 to bits and clean it to get it to work fkn reeks lol

and i got left everything mostley fkn junk and 60 years leasehold

 

[guerney]

Was he a private investigator? You could use that lens to watch nekkid Rolex chick over the road... upload those photos here please...

 

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When did your dad meet Rolex chick?

 

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not spoke to him for 25 years lol

 

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He was obsessed. Check the SD cards. She's wearing nothing but a Rolex.

 

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Is it haunted? Swivel about on it's own towards Rolex chick smelling of booze?