Just for the sake of accuracy, Scotland has a parliament, Wales and NI have local assemblies. The Scottish parliament's legislative powers exceed those of the devolved assemblies.
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We appear to have a Government with less powers than a parish council on an uninhabited tidal island like Reeds Island in the Humber, which is, rather appropriately submerged in muddy water most of the time, much like the Government itself.
Can someone help me here, what is the point of having all these assemblies and whatever else alias they go by if none of the beggars can rescue the country from this mad urge to go looking for a gas leak in a cellar with a match?
Time we locked the doors of the HOC and put up one of these notices you see so often on run down and dilapidated old Drinking Houses
"Can you run this pub?"
My mention of Reeds Island and comparing it with the HOC is very pertinent, for in the days before the Humber Bridge there was a paddle steamer car ferry plied between Hull and New Holland in lincolnshire.
In summer it was not uncommon after a small gratuity had been collected and offered to the Captain, if the tide was right, for the boat to "accidentally" ground on the island until the tide floated it off again.
Under the guise of providing much needed refreshments to the passengers, licencing hours were suspended in the bar until the ship refloated.
So the parallel is a good one, disembarkation was a bit of a shambles just like closing the bar in the HOC
Surprisingly much business was done during these sessions, and sometimes, as is rumoured to be the case in parliament, people actually clearly remembered what had been agreed to, even though they didn't have Hansard to come to their aid.