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locals refer to European blokes with young Thai wives, derogatorily, as farang
The snag i think is that the brain is indeed the biggest sexual organ, and being used for money somehow isn't a mental (or emotional) turn on
What do local Italians refer to British blokes with young Italian wives as, and is it derogatory? Do appreciate the power ie money gulf is much wider out there in the poor far east. But old guys get desperate. Young guys too - I bumped into a 23 year old dude on the train yesterday, who has been installing computer gear in prisoner cells for 3 years. It was supervised, they as contractors were guarded more closely than the prisoners (loads of sharp tools). He had wads of cash thrown at him accompanied with various requests, threats too, instructions and phone numbers, addresses of people prisoners wanted contacted, items picked up and delivered by anus express. After three years of feeling imprisoned himself, he dumped his girlfriend of 7 years and was on his way to "Have fun" in Thailand for a few months, then onto Australia when he runs out of money, to work for his uncle who owns a big construction company, never to return. Hell, all of life is about sex, money and power. And tourism it seems. Said he had about 5 and a half grand, should have mugged him. Will mug the next fat Scottish beardy.
 
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What do local Italians refer to British blokes with young Italian wives as, and is it derogatory? Do appreciate the power ie money gulf is much wider out there in the poor far east. But old guys get desperate. Young guys too - I bumped into a 23 year old dude on the train yesterday, who has been installing computer gear in prisoner cells for 3 years. It was supervised, they as contractors were guarded more closely than the prisoners (loads of sharp tools). He had wads of cash thrown at him accompanied with various requests, threats too, instructions and phone numbers, addresses of people prisoners wanted contacted, items picked up and delivered by anus express. After three years of feeling imprisoned himself, he dumped his girlfriend of 7 years and was on his way to "Have fun" in Thailand for a few months, then onto Australia when he runs out of money, to work for his uncle who owns a big construction company, never to return. Hell, all of life is about sex, money and power. And tourism it seems. Said he had about 5 and a half grand, should have mugged him. Will mug the next fat Scottish beardy.
I think Italians feel less threatened by the British than the relatively impoverished Thai (but curiously preoccupied with God, dio martello, dio uccello, dio mattarello, dio Salvini, dio Padania, dio rastrello, dio pantegana or longer versions, porco di quel dio ladro come to mind). It would in any event take a lot more than 5k to impress the bambolinas. On the "doking it out with the apes" level, it probably is all about sex, money and power. But, God, there absobloodylutely has to be better ways to exist than running the anus express into Wandsworth? At 23? Time to review life choices i think. Old guys get desperate, but I'd rather have ambiguous tet a tets with the kind of free spirits that work in the local cafe than a modern slave I bought. But I get where you're coming from, in the end we all come to sticky, desperate ends
 

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But, God, there absobloodylutely has to be better ways to exist than running the anus express into Wandsworth? At 23?
He said he refused, I believed him. But then I'm rather gullible.


On the "doking it out with the apes" level, it probably is all about sex, money and power. But, God, there absobloodylutely has to be better ways to exist than running the anus express into Wandsworth? At 23? Time to review life choices i think. Old guys get desperate, but I'd rather have ambiguous tet a tets with the kind of free spirits that work in the local cafe than a modern slave I bought. But I get where you're coming from, in the end we all come to sticky, desperate ends
It's exactly Yin and Yang: There's a fscker and the fsckee, and a fundamental power disparity exists in the sex act, which both parties consent to and enjoy... but if the fscker wants to fsck the fsckee on a regular long term basis, he/she/it/other has to accept being fscked everywhere else but the bedroom by the fsckee in every other way, unless the power gulf is absolutely massive - some men will not accept anything less. Why? Go figure. I want a 10000 word essay by morning...


dio martello, dio uccello, dio mattarello, dio Salvini, dio Padania, dio rastrello, dio pantegana or longer versions, porco di quel dio ladro
... in English!
 
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He said he refused, I believed him. But then I'm rather gullible.




It's exactly Yin and Yang: There's a fscker and the fsckee, and a fundamental power disparity exists in the sex act, which both parties consent to and enjoy... but if the fscker wants to fsck the fsckee on a regular long term basis, he/she/it/other has to accept being fscked everywhere else but the bedroom by the fsckee in every other way, unless the power gulf is absolutely massive - some men will not accept anything less. Why? Go figure. I want a 10000 word essay by morning...




... in English!
Porco di quel dio ladro (pig of that thieving god) is probably a good nic for running the anus express in Wandsworth. The snag with sadomasochistc yin yang most married couples engage in is that it's a ritual; more often than not a way to spice things up while avoiding actual engaged, honest, openenes (sickeningly psychobabbled as that sound, I believe it to be true). And, anyway, it gets boring. There's 360 degrees through which one can hammer a nail, no more, before it gets repetitive. And thats before one consider the alienation, despair. But I also can't think of any alternative to it (paradoxically this is beginning to make a lengthy, shall we say holiday, somewhere like Vietnam or Thailand seem an idea)
 

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(paradoxically this is beginning to make a lengthy, shall we say holiday, somewhere like Vietnam or Thailand seem an idea)
Oh no, hope my post wasn't encouragement. It's not just about money over there howeever, they value old age a tad more than here.
 

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this is beginning to make a lengthy, shall we say holiday, somewhere like Vietnam or Thailand seem an idea

;););)


Talking of looking fit to try pulling younger chicks, I slow jogged 2 miles just now. Trick to protecting joints is landing softly and quietly - tendons absorb and return some force, whereas joints jolt and return nothing when you land heavy normal speed jogging, all noisy like breathing heavy.
 
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;););)


Talking of looking fit to try pulling younger chicks, I slow jogged 2 miles just now. Trick to protecting joints is landing softly and quietly - tendons absorb and return some force, whereas joints jolt and return nothing when you land heavy normal speed jogging, all noisy like breathing heavy.
Classic, the video's as close to the farang cliche as it gets. Bizarrely it reminded me of curacao where plump waitresses deliberately pun when they ask 'will jy n koekie he?" (Dutch for do you want a cookie, as opposed to an after dinner mint). I am co.pletely cross trainer now, it gives a more complete workout (even if at the cost of core strength)
 

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Old guys get desperate
It's not just old guys who get desparate, I know at least two old gals who travel to Jamaica for the same reasons. I don't know what derogatory term the locals use when referring to them.
 

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It's not just old guys who get desparate, I know at least two old gals who travel to Jamaica for the same reasons. I don't know what derogatory term the locals use when referring to them.
Tira piu' un pelo di figa che un carro di buoi as sicilians say. We all get desperate I suspect, and it's OK to act out, but on balance flirting with waitresses is probably healthier than sex tourism
 
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Tira piu' un pelo di figa che un carro di buoi
Translated:

"It pulls more like a pussy hair than an ox cart"

Although I agree sex tourism is unhealthy, unsure of the precise meaning of the above lol.

My friend in Bali with the young Balinese wife went through quite a traumatic divorce prior. The details are shocking. Quite emasculated by the end. He really wanted children, now he has at least one (last I heard). Third marriage.
 
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Translated:

"It pulls more like a pussy hair than an ox cart"

Although I agree sex tourism is unhealthy, unsure of the precise meaning of the above lol.

My friend in Bali with the young Balinese wife went through quite a traumatic divorce prior. The details are shocking. Quite emasculated by the end. He really wanted children, now he has at least one (last I heard). Third marriage.
Or, pussy hair exert more tractive effort than an ox cart (kinda true, if rich coming from sicilians, where pussy hair pull like elephants). The snag with wanting kids is that it only makes sense in a genuine close relationship, which can be hard to find. Otherwise one is just subjecting another unsuspecting sodd to this cold dark world. What happened in his divorce (losing everything, more so in engand, is I think usual fare)?
 

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Or, pussy hair exert more tractive effort than an ox cart (kinda true, if rich coming from sicilians, where pussy hair pull like elephants).
Aha! Thanks for the clarification. Clearly Google Translate is still rubbish.


What happened in his divorce (losing everything, more so in engand, is I think usual fare)?
All sorts too horrible to get into, far too sensitive and dreadful for me to recall and divulge, even anonymously. "Broken" would be putting it mildly.
 
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