Time for a smile
This is a real headline, not photoshopped
They should have let her have a "Dummy Run" Strongarming the EU first if she's that good!
And here is a spoof headline from a site that examines the probable History of the Express
1066 and all That
After some initial reluctance, Rothermere Rothermereson decided that the Normans offered a fine alternative to the Danelaw. He became a firm admirer of William the Bastard’s aristocratic approach and his ruthless, and frequently terminal, oppression of the peasantry. By the time that William arrived in Hastings, the Daily Express was firmly committed to the cause.
The man who was soon to become King William was, indeed, highly privileged. It would be another eight and a half centuries before the Express got quite so firmly behind a foreign leader with plans to invade the British Isles.
Even
the publication’s most ardent readers found it hard to keep a straight face and the Express made a solemn vow to never address the subject of science again. Nearly 500 years on, the paper is yet to break this promise.
How about this?
Since its conception, the headline has appeared in over 27,000 editions of the Express and has been applied to all manner of things including the abolition of slavery; the introduction of universal suffrage and the first appearance of a woman on Coronation Street.
Join us next time as The Daily Express paves the way for the Age of Enlightenment.
Steady as she goes!