Boris will pledge to introduce Panda Hunting and Swan Shooting as each races to the bottom.
Honestly, why do these ***** (rhymes with hunts) want to kill things? Wildlife asks for nothing more than to be left alone and to survive. They are sick in the head.
I was watching a male fox on the edge of a small copse of trees last night as I walked my dog at dusk. Foxes are magnificent creatures. What manner of person derives pleasure from seeing them chased to beyond exhaustion, suffer unimaginable terror and then the awful death of literally being torn apart? All for the titillation of an inbred, bulbous fore-headed psychopath.
About 30 years ago, I accidentally disrupted a hunt. It was a genuine error because I had no idea a hunt was taking place and being in my twenties at the time, had no feelings either way, pro or anti-hunt. I was legally on the land taking part in another activity when the hunt came through. A furious purple faced stereotypical huntsman on horseback came charging at me, crop raised and I thought he was going to hit me with it. He jumped a fence into the field where I was, but the horse tripped, and did a kind of mid-air forward roll, landing on its back crushing the rider. It was a terrible upsetting experience and I can still see it vividly 30 years later.