Be afraid - be very afraid:
Nigel Farage has stopped playing the clown. No wonder the Tories are scared
Nigel Farage has changed. I remember the Farage I used to write about, five years ago,
at Ukip’s peak: a blur of bibulous mischief in either mustard cords or Thatcherite pin-stripes, tirelessly pulling pints for the cameras, parping with cartoon merriment, and sporting that bug-eyed smirk that made him look like a toad plotting a practical joke. He was noisy, chaotic, and revelrous in mayhem. His hands virtually squelched with glee.
Not any more. This new Farage – the one leading
The Brexit Party – is different. His manner is stern, even severe; he proclaims his new party to be “organised” and “professional”; and he appears to have overcome his weakness for public clowning: no more clambering on to the turret of a tank after two swift pints at noon. His suits, meanwhile, are sharper and more sober – and so, it seems, is he.
This new Farage, in short, is not someone a Tory leader can dismiss as a nutty no-hoper. He’s now a threat. A serious threat.
Today he held a press conference in London. He was blunt, brisk, efficient. No japes, no larking. Several of his party’s candidates were present, but (aside from their chairman Richard Tice) none spoke. Their role, it appeared, was to applaud their leader, which they did with particular vigour whenever he rounded on a media outlet (the BBC, the Guardian) whose coverage he considered insufficiently favourable.
Something he didn’t really talk about, funnily enough, was Brexit. Not the details of Brexit, or its difficulties, or even its benefits. It’s the same with the rest of his new colleagues. Since the launch of their European election campaign I’ve watched various Brexit Party candidates give speeches, and they’ve said strikingly little about, for example, why they believe Brexit is still a good idea, or how they would solve the Irish border problem, or what precisely is so terrible about Theresa May’s deal (which would, after all, end freedom of movement, the main issue Mr Farage campaigned on during the 2016 referendum).
What they talk about, instead, is democracy. That’s the theme, the sole theme, of every Brexit Party speech. Honouring democracy, defending democracy, fighting for democracy. And the only way to do this (runs every Brexit Party speech) is to deliver not just Brexit, but a no-deal Brexit – otherwise, democracy is dead.
That’s the message. Nothing more. Brutally simple, and brutally repetitive.
Today, a journalist tried to ask Mr Farage what policies – other than a no-deal Brexit – his new party had. He didn’t get far. Not for the first time during this campaign, Mr Farage waved the question away, as if it were an annoyingly persistent fly.
“We are fighting this European election,” he scowled, “on the key question of democracy.” Because of this, he would not “go any deeper” into party policy “until after May 23”.
In other words: we’ll tell you what our policies are after you’ve voted for us. Well, that’s one way to defend democracy.