Executive summary:
The UK
- we don't believe in the EU, we want out, well a tiny (or massive depending on...) 4% majority of those that voted do anyhow. In a country with grown up politicians a 60/40 majority is "the will of the people"
- we want a deal, we want to keep all the good bits i.e. the ones that suit us and which will make us the most money
- you will give us that deal because we are England
- here is a blank cheque, please sign it to our order
- ...
The EU
- we have a great deal, it is called membership where adult states get what they want and have the opportunity to not to write the stuff they don't want into their own laws, within reason
- other than that with third countries we spend a few years negotiating and writing trade treaties, if you want to be a third country you can be, please be patient
The UK
- we don't believe in the EU, we want out, well a tiny (or massive depending on...) 4% majority of those that voted do anyhow. In a country with grown up politicians a 60/40 majority is "the will of the people"
- we want a deal, we want to keep all the good bits i.e. the ones that suit us and which will make us the most money
- you will give us that deal because we are England
- here is a blank cheque, please sign it to our order
- ...
The EU
- we have a great deal, it is called membership where adult states get what they want and have the opportunity to not to write the stuff they don't want into their own laws, within reason
- other than that with third countries we spend a few years negotiating and writing trade treaties, if you want to be a third country you can be, please be patient