Fake news.....March 30,2019
An over zealous French customs officer is stopping trucks at Calais to collect WTO tariffs. The M20 was gridlocked in an hour,the M25 jammed in 3 hours spreading to the M1,M11,M3,M4,M11.
May is being kept informed,currently hill walking in East Anglia,Boris is on a summit in Bermuda,Liam Fox is negotiating a free trade deal with North Korea,Davis has resigned and Grayling suggests we take the train.
Sadly nobody in the cabinet was available for comment but No 10 reported that this is an opportunity to explore the opportunities afforded to us in the rest of the world,if only Heathrow was open.
Rees-Mogg,IDS and Bone were out fox hunting.
Gove has declared a motion of no confidence in May and introduced Henry 8 powers to declare a state of emergency,the U.K. is now a republic and Gove is President.
Still tomorrow we are confident of getting a free trade deal and Brexit will be the success we all knew it would be,it is after all the simplest trade deal that has ever been negotiated.
KudosDave