Bike Jokes Thread.

[keithhazel]

Originally Posted by Gaynor


"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector. ............................................
."

Hey Gaynor, you missed out the one about the Cyclist

Peter
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Peter. i think there must have been a soft ware error on your computer as on ours it reads...
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector,who rode to work daily on his electric bike ............................................
."
hope this helps..keith..

 

[Mandy]

yikes...

Mmmmm he was holding a brolly whilst riding a bike???

 

[Mandy]

Horse walks into a bar
The barman says: Why the long face?

 

[oldosc]

Horse walks into a bar
The barman says: Why the long face?

Horse says.."some one's just nicked my bike"

 

[Mandy]

Horse says.."some one's just nicked my bike"

Horse then realised that after 6 pints he had actually not parked it where he thought he had and walks said bike safely home to his stable.
Ok a human may not be as sensible Would they? lol
Mandy

 

[Beeping-Sleauty]

Hot Horse Breeze Award

those last couple of entries were so good, i giving them the 'Hot Horse Breeze Award'...........

 

[Beeping-Sleauty]

Take your bike to the beach....

and take some chums too...

 

[Beeping-Sleauty]

accept any offers....

form passing monks who want to help tune your instruments.....

 

[Beeping-Sleauty]

...and don't forget....

to take a few beers....

 

[Mandy]

those last couple of entries were so good, i giving them the 'Hot Horse Breeze Award'...........

Ha Ha That expression is just like my dog's when he drops one, he makes himself jump too!!!! LOL

 

[Mandy]

to take a few beers....

That's what mine looks like on a Friday outside Asda

 

[Beeping-Sleauty]

the Horse walked his bike home...?

Ha Ha That expression is just like my dog's when he drops one, he makes himself jump too!!!! LOL

Heh...heh.. Our cat has a problem with wind, he lets it slip quietly, sniffs loudly and then frowns furiously at anyone siitting near him.


are you sure about the horse walking his bike home...?

 

[Beeping-Sleauty]

How to be Top Banana...

perhaps he just likes yellow....?

 

[Beeping-Sleauty]

Always lock your bike.....

Even if leaving your machine for one minute,

you never know who has got their eye on it,

 

[JohnofCambridge]

Bearing all

Great bear picture - obviously thinking about a bear behind - a clear bear necessity.

 

[Beeping-Sleauty]

Always wear suitable clothing,

Thanks John,

did you mention a bear behind....?

wonder what cycling club these chaps belong to ?

although it does seem to have it's advantages...

like keeping your clothes dry,

 

[JohnofCambridge]

The Lemmings Cycling club no doubt. At a certain time of year they go bottoms up on a suicide run, which half of them don't make on the wrong side of the road, and they end up storing their bikes in Davy Jones locker!

 

[Mandy]

Heh...heh.. Our cat has a problem with wind, he lets it slip quietly, sniffs loudly and then frowns furiously at anyone siitting near him.


are you sure about the horse walking his bike home...?

Ha Ha, just like humans eh, try to pass the buck

Well he told me he did, but now he's been caught on camera but at least he isn't driving

 

[Beeping-Sleauty]

at least they all got home...

Ha Ha, just like humans eh, try to pass the buck

Well he told me he did, but now he's been caught on camera but at least he isn't driving

well here's the cow who was drinking with the Horse in the pub...

but the monkey... he really did cycle home.

 

[Beeping-Sleauty]

Oh...we're riding along on the crest of a wave....

even the Pubs' pianist cycled home...