My point... To me they look crap, with poorly executed construction methods.
Seeing them burn, would be the only safe and logical thing to do with them. Some people just shouldn't be allowed near hand tools.
edit.. You actually now have me thinking that maybe I should show them how it should be done.
I know that I could make the build seemless, and could even make the rear drop outs from a particular section of wood. The down side is that whilst having a shower, I planned the build and construction method, and calculated that it would be around 200 plus hours of labour for me to do it. I'm still thinking though. It might be a bad think to get into over the long winter months, and I enjoy something that both challenges my skills and my brain.
What motor etc were you thinking about?