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I saw a bloke on a battery powered surf board in the Hale Estuary / Porth Kidney sands yesterday. The body of the board looked to be about 300 mm out of the water with just a slender fin going below the surface. I assume there is a submerged foil and motor on the end of the fin. He was motoring...

The government is now set to allow more & more foreign labour back into the country. The polar opposite of what Brexit campaign was mostly based around. Announcements of this nature seem to be a daily occurrence. Apart from the economic sanctions and penalties we’ve imposed upon ourselves, is...

Quasi Coathanger seems to have found the solution to the energy crisis in his seaweed. He’s predicting a mild winter, so we can all relax secure in the knowledge that this guy is at the top of his game.

Hey, don’t sell us short, we’ve had 45000 new infections today! Just think of it as an idiotometer.

Well done with the weight loss. As you will know only too well, it isn’t easy.

I’m not surprised by the state of our medical services. Walk down any high street and look at the state people have got themselves into. I counted the number of fat bastards I encountered along Fore Street in St Ives earlier in the week. Very roughly I would say 60 to 70% were fat knackers and...

We have nurtured a very special kind of twat in this country. It’s a type of twat that you will not find in many other parts of the world. Inevitably, this will have had a bearing on our Covid outcome.

Thinking about these “Energy Companies” that are going bust, exactly what purpose do they serve? I’ve come to the conclusion that they are just resellers and middle men. Chancers skimming money and adding no value. They create no product and scarcely provide a satisfactory service. I hope they...

I would have argued with you a few weeks back, particularly regarding the last paragraph. However, the evidence seems to support the consistent message coming from you.

You know that I’m no fan of Johnson, but I believe they are right to open things up and let the public take some responsibility for themselves. We couldn’t have remained in lockdown for ever.

Ireland's deputy PM has warned governments doing trade deals with the UK that it is a nation that "doesn't necessarily keep its word". I’m afraid that I find myself agreeing with him. What a sorry state of affairs.

I prefer the term Fuck_Jar to wench. Fuck_Jar is a more satisfactory term for describing the contract that exists between Johnson and whoever it may be that he is emptying himself into. Fuck_Jar is also a pleasing word to speak. “Fuck_Jar. “

What a fiasco the post Brexit Northern Ireland trade arrangement has turned out to be. Boris Johnson promoted this deal on national television and described it as oven ready and fantastic for the UK’s future. He signed up to it. Now, just a few weeks later, Johnson’s deal is being portrayed as...

Captain Kirk is the latest celebrity due to ride into the upper atmosphere aboard a wealthy man‘s firework. It’s becoming rather trendy. Would anyone like to predict how long it will be before one of them starts to preach about global warming and how important it is for poor people to reduce...

Yes, but just think how much money is being made out of testing. There is a bloke near me who ran a small genetics testing lab. He’s moved into Covid testing and has made enough money to buy a village! He owns the Manor House and estate including the village church now. Yes, the testing might be...

But that’s like asking Beverley Allitt to babysit for you. There is no viable choice.

To be fair Zlatan, Boris Johnson been absent at just about every key moment. If he’s not holidaying in a multi-millionaire mates property, he’s emptying himself into Fuck_Jar Symonds. The rest of the time he hides. I don’t know about Starmer, I just don’t know.

It’s not so much the access that bothers me, I’m happy that would be for crime fighting purposes. It’s that no one, anywhere, is competent to look after the data properly. They’d lose it. This country is saturated with bell-ends and arse-holes in every area of public service management.

Following an investigation by MPs, the Tory friendly Daily Fail carries the headline that the initial government response to Covid was the worst public health failing in British history and that thousands of the UKs elderly died needlessly because they were an afterthought. It’s not all quite...

“The government said: "CO2 suppliers have agreed to pay CF Fertilisers a price for the CO2 it produces that will enable it to continue operating while global gas prices remain high, drawing on support from industry and delivering value for money for the taxpayer” In other word, CF Fertilisers...