Soundwave will be miffed, he'll have to have sugar or sweeteners in his tea instead.
Here's a tweet he will like
"Queen vows to carry on working at the age of 95, after receiving threatening letter from the Department for Work and Pensions."
:D
Ukraine criticises UK defence secretary for comparing Russia diplomacy to Nazi appeasement
Another diplomatic triumph for the Defence Secretary, who would have done better to stay on holiday if this is the quality of his contributions
Start the day with a laugh
Jacob Rees-Mogg hails report that ‘transforms UK trade policy’
The Brexit Opportunities minister says he backs calls to unilaterally accept foreign rules to free up trade
In the Torygraph.
The only time I saw him carrying a stick was when I was in my early teens and he was RQMS of the East Yorks while on various parades.
The spontoon went out of use long before he was born as far as I know