What not to wear on a bicycle ...

[103Alex1]

Not the best pick from the sale rack ..... does his wife know he's out in public wearing those ?

 

[TobyAnscombe]

CANNOT UNSEE!!!

Shudders.....

 

[grldtnr]

But does he have a wife?

Not the best pick from the sale rack ..... does his wife know he's out in public wearing those ?

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[tillson]

Not the best pick from the sale rack ..... does his wife know he's out in public wearing those ?

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Well if 2012 was the Chinese year of the Celebrity Pedophile, it looks like 2013 is shaping up to be the year of the Lycra Clad Middle Aged Sex Cannibal. Chilling.

 

[Scimitar]

Not the best pick from the sale rack ..... does his wife know he's out in public wearing those ?

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Omfg. Perhaps he's colour, taste or simply blind.
I would hazard a guess he got dressed in the dark.

 

[rog_london]

Omfg. Perhaps he's colour, taste or simply blind.
I would hazard a guess he got dressed in the dark.

Nah - he's just reached a certain age! Happens to the best of us. The joys of second childhood should not be underestimated. He might be a member of this forum!

Rog.

 

[flecc]

At least no motorist is likely to collide with him unseen!

 

[BAH48]

Looks OK to me, but I'm colour blind - perhaps that's your answer.

 

[jazper53]

The seat looks as painfull as it would be for people with 20/20 vision

 

[Old_Dave]

Is it one of those patterns that can only be seen by peeps who are colour blind ?

 

[103Alex1]

Nah - he's just reached a certain age! Happens to the best of us. The joys of second childhood should not be underestimated. He might be a member of this forum!

Rog.

Or maybe the salesman in Camden Market said he'd have a hot bottom in a pair of those .... but he didn't quite read in what the guy really meant !

 

[103Alex1]

In certain parts of the country, the locals aren't too fond of lycra :

 

[mountainsport]

At least no motorist is likely to collide with him unseen!

That word collide reminds me of something,YES! a kaleidoscope of colours.

Mountainsport.

 

[mountainsport]

Nah - he's just reached a certain age! Happens to the best of us. The joys of second childhood should not be underestimated. He might be a member of this forum!

Rog.

Hey! Rog that's me your talking about here,and it had worked to get everyones attention on here.

Mountainsport

 

[mountainsport]

In certain parts of the country, the locals aren't too fond of lycra :

And that's how KISS CHASE HAD STARTED.

Mountainsport

 

[trigpup]

I wonder which part of her anatomy its going to hit first. Hope it's not her calf!

 

[Croxden]

In certain parts of the country, the locals aren't too fond of lycra :

Is the animal cheating? She's not on a pedelec.

 

[flecc]

In certain parts of the country, the locals aren't too fond of lycra :

It's a PCSO (Police Cow Support Officer), angry with the rider being on the wrong side of the road, and playing her part in David Cameron's "The Big Society".

 

[103Alex1]

Meanwhile in Wisconsin, USA ... the 'what not to wear on a scooter' edition :

Guy on moped in thong with cape - YouTube

 

[Cyclezee]

My personal preference for cycling attire is this little number, but hey that's just me.......or is it

Of course some may prefer this this look​