Any more suggestions for compulsory things for cyclists anyone? Helmets, indicators, insurance?
How about day-glo paint for bikes, pedelec limited to 5mph, unassisted limited to 4mph, minimum age for cycling 21, compulsory knee and elbow pads, face masks against particle pollution, first aid to be carried in panniers, distance flags on right side, air bag in handlebar, flashing led warning triangle suspended on balloon 2 metres above cycle, bicycle excise duty, tyre pressure warning beepers, chain tension warning light, spoke tension bleeper warning for each spoke, rust level indicator for frame, handlebar out of alignment indicator, brake adjustment flashing led, gear too high/ low warning?
When did we all become one another keepers? When did we all become nannies?
Why not solve all the problems by either making cycling so miserable and onerous that no one does it (Australia has a head start on us here) or just ban it all together on health and safety grounds?
I think I'm joking but having re-read what I've written, I may have just put a load of ideas in the mind of self-appointed do gooders and ambitious motoring lobbyists