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Thank you for all your interesting replies, having given a general opinion and explained what I have seen at a bike show, and then being showered with personal abuse and even called a psychopath and threatened with physical violence says everything about those who ride electric bikes. It’s the kind of behaviour you get in a children’s playground, where abuse is their only way of expressing themselves.

I save my violence and abuse for the rugby field, which is where it should remain. All the teams have a drink together and discuss the match, and there is tough criticism and some very strong micky taking of each other but none of us start crying.

Your replies have given us all much fun and amusement. I printed out your replies and put them up on the notice board in our club bar and persuaded the landlord to let me read them all out over the PA. We ran a competition to see who’s was the favourite. The wining reply got a free pint. I drank the pint.

Standing on a chair I read them out and everyone cheered to give each of them marks out of 10 and depending on the loudness of the cheer marks were awarded. The results were fairly predictable, with the abusive ones getting the loudest cheer.

Everyone loved the psychopath one, it got a big cheer. The whole place was singing psychopath, psychopath, psychopath, it got good marks.

With the one threatening violence, they all were urging me on to take you up on it, with the rest of the team promising to nurse me afterwards in case I got hurt, but don’t worry your safe, I don’t do that kind of thing. I get plenty of scrapping on field but that’s all part of the game we all enjoy.

The clear winner and the one with the longest and loudest cheer was the one suggesting that “me and my kind” were responsible for the decline in ordinary people cycling. Statistics from ACT show a consistent increase in ordinary people cycling over recent years and this was given a further boost by the London Olympic Games. But why stick to facts when being a barrack room lawyer and spouting any old nonsense is more fun. I’m sure he will be able to find proof that if we have much more of this awful “cycling for sport business” that soon there will be no more ordinary cyclists left on our roads at all.

Better tell Team GB and all our world class and club cyclists to stop it immediately, in case they upset someone on an ordinary bike.

So standing on a chair with the winning reply taped on my shirt I drank the free pint for you. Down in one, with everyone cheering me on. It was a boisterous night, we all agreed that must do it again.

You clearly all live in your own little world of electric bikes where any criticism is taken incredibly seriously and won’t be tolerated. So I ought to be “terribly, terribly” sorry if I’ve upset you, but now I know how delicate you all are, I promise to upset you all again.

I did say there would be no more posts from me, and regardless this will definitely be my last one, despite being egged on by the boys to stick at it, but I am looking forward to receiving the next lot abuse from you all.

If I have time I’ll publish them all elsewhere on the internet as well, so everyone can read them and find out what you people are really like, and of course they’ll be used for the next “Who can be the most abusive” competition, we loved it, it made a great evening.
 

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Thank you for all your interesting replies, having given a general opinion and explained what I have seen at a bike show, and then being showered with personal abuse and even called a psychopath and threatened with physical violence says everything about those who ride electric bikes. It’s the kind of behaviour you get in a children’s playground, where abuse is their only way of expressing themselves.

I save my violence and abuse for the rugby field, which is where it should remain. All the teams have a drink together and discuss the match, and there is tough criticism and some very strong micky taking of each other but none of us start crying.

Your replies have given us all much fun and amusement. I printed out your replies and put them up on the notice board in our club bar and persuaded the landlord to let me read them all out over the PA. We ran a competition to see who’s was the favourite. The wining reply got a free pint. I drank the pint.

Standing on a chair I read them out and everyone cheered to give each of them marks out of 10 and depending on the loudness of the cheer marks were awarded. The results were fairly predictable, with the abusive ones getting the loudest cheer.

Everyone loved the psychopath one, it got a big cheer. The whole place was singing psychopath, psychopath, psychopath, it got good marks.

With the one threatening violence, they all were urging me on to take you up on it, with the rest of the team promising to nurse me afterwards in case I got hurt, but don’t worry your safe, I don’t do that kind of thing. I get plenty of scrapping on field but that’s all part of the game we all enjoy.

The clear winner and the one with the longest and loudest cheer was the one suggesting that “me and my kind” were responsible for the decline in ordinary people cycling. Statistics from ACT show a consistent increase in ordinary people cycling over recent years and this was given a further boost by the London Olympic Games. But why stick to facts when being a barrack room lawyer and spouting any old nonsense is more fun. I’m sure he will be able to find proof that if we have much more of this awful “cycling for sport business” that soon there will be no more ordinary cyclists left on our roads at all.

Better tell Team GB and all our world class and club cyclists to stop it immediately, in case they upset someone on an ordinary bike.

So standing on a chair with the winning reply taped on my shirt I drank the free pint for you. Down in one, with everyone cheering me on. It was a boisterous night, we all agreed that must do it again.

You clearly all live in your own little world of electric bikes where any criticism is taken incredibly seriously and won’t be tolerated. So I ought to be “terribly, terribly” sorry if I’ve upset you, but now I know how delicate you all are, I promise to upset you all again.

I did say there would be no more posts from me, and regardless this will definitely be my last one, despite being egged on by the boys to stick at it, but I am looking forward to receiving the next lot abuse from you all.

If I have time I’ll publish them all elsewhere on the internet as well, so everyone can read them and find out what you people are really like, and of course they’ll be used for the next “Who can be the most abusive” competition, we loved it, it made a great evening.
rich fantasy life, sadly rather revealing - look, we all feel inadequate at times(though we dont all invent rugby teams and bars with others that listen to us to compensate, off course). here's a thought, go see the GP and ask for that leaflet for the local personality diosorder service
 
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flecc

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Good to learn that mine was the winning reply, thanks for reading it out. Pity you didn't know at the time that I've been a lifelong unpowered cyclist and only took up an e-bike at 67 years old to help with pulling a heavy goods trailer in my very hilly area.

As for the killing cycling remark (I never mentioned decline), you and your friends are clearly too young to appreciate what I was posting about so failed to understand. I was referring to the comparison between the days when half of Britain utility cycled in the Dutch fashion and the revival of cycling that you referred to, which is very sporting biased.

It is that later bias which potential utility cyclists find so offputting, so even after revival, we are left with just 3% cycling. That's bad news for all cyclists, with or without e-assistance.
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Thank you for all your interesting replies, having given a general opinion and explained what I have seen at a bike show, and then being showered with personal abuse and even called a psychopath and threatened with physical violence says everything about those who ride electric bikes. It’s the kind of behaviour you get in a children’s playground, where abuse is their only way of expressing themselves.

I save my violence and abuse for the rugby field, which is where it should remain. All the teams have a drink together and discuss the match, and there is tough criticism and some very strong micky taking of each other but none of us start crying.

Your replies have given us all much fun and amusement. I printed out your replies and put them up on the notice board in our club bar and persuaded the landlord to let me read them all out over the PA. We ran a competition to see who’s was the favourite. The wining reply got a free pint. I drank the pint.

Standing on a chair I read them out and everyone cheered to give each of them marks out of 10 and depending on the loudness of the cheer marks were awarded. The results were fairly predictable, with the abusive ones getting the loudest cheer.

Everyone loved the psychopath one, it got a big cheer. The whole place was singing psychopath, psychopath, psychopath, it got good marks.

With the one threatening violence, they all were urging me on to take you up on it, with the rest of the team promising to nurse me afterwards in case I got hurt, but don’t worry your safe, I don’t do that kind of thing. I get plenty of scrapping on field but that’s all part of the game we all enjoy.

The clear winner and the one with the longest and loudest cheer was the one suggesting that “me and my kind” were responsible for the decline in ordinary people cycling. Statistics from ACT show a consistent increase in ordinary people cycling over recent years and this was given a further boost by the London Olympic Games. But why stick to facts when being a barrack room lawyer and spouting any old nonsense is more fun. I’m sure he will be able to find proof that if we have much more of this awful “cycling for sport business” that soon there will be no more ordinary cyclists left on our roads at all.

Better tell Team GB and all our world class and club cyclists to stop it immediately, in case they upset someone on an ordinary bike.

So standing on a chair with the winning reply taped on my shirt I drank the free pint for you. Down in one, with everyone cheering me on. It was a boisterous night, we all agreed that must do it again.

You clearly all live in your own little world of electric bikes where any criticism is taken incredibly seriously and won’t be tolerated. So I ought to be “terribly, terribly” sorry if I’ve upset you, but now I know how delicate you all are, I promise to upset you all again.

I did say there would be no more posts from me, and regardless this will definitely be my last one, despite being egged on by the boys to stick at it, but I am looking forward to receiving the next lot abuse from you all.

If I have time I’ll publish them all elsewhere on the internet as well, so everyone can read them and find out what you people are really like, and of course they’ll be used for the next “Who can be the most abusive” competition, we loved it, it made a great evening.
.......and then you woke up to find that your life is still the same miserable existence. what a shame. never mind,, all problems go away with time. One day the sun will shine on you. Here's a song to cheer you up:

 

anotherkiwi

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We now know that tape sticks to lycra. At least we learnt something!
 
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Emo Rider

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I had been reading the original thread this one refers to and basicly agreed with all the replies to the OP. I did not reply as what comes from nothing means nothing. I hope that nothing keeps their nothing to themselves in the future as this is nothing's second attempt at nothing.
 

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I never replied to your last thread but, this one interested me. OK, name the rugby club and I'll phone it and find out which post actually won. If you can't name it, you aren't a member.
Do you accept the challenge? A real rugby player would accept this challenge with relish.
 

Emo Rider

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.......and then you woke up to find that your life is still the same miserable existence. what a shame. never mind,, all problems go away with time. One day the sun will shine on you. Here's a song to cheer you up:

OMG! Nice one. Love this guy's music btw :)
 
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JohnCade

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He’s just an immature dickhead and really not worth bothering about. The more you get annoyed the more pleasure he gets from it.

As someone posted just after his first effort: Dont feed the troll.
 

Alan Quay

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......I save my violence and abuse for the rugby field,......

Hahaha, I'm loving this fantasy world you are creating. In the next instalment you'll be driving a Ferrari and having sex with an actual human female!
 

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Hmmm..... curiouser and curiouser, do I recognise the writing style???

Strangely, in my experience, whenever a keen cyclist actually rides an electric bicycle for the first time, they get it immediately, change their mind and become and ebike ambassador.

With this in mind I would like to invite Doie to give me a call any time, have a try. Maybe I would recognise you?

All the best,

David
 

anotherkiwi

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I save my violence and abuse for the rugby field, which is where it should remain.
There is no place for violence and abuse on a rugby field - there is even a red card for that in todays rules!
 
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Scott clarke

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He makes top end carbon bikes yet he's in China looking at E-bikes? And is even familiar enough to pick out certain makes and models? Sounds Like a poorly laid plan of a troll if you ask me. And he said he wasn't going to reply but how much do you want to bet he keeps coming back to read what everyone has written about him
 
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His real problem is that knackered P reg Corsa with the big exhaust cluttering up his Mum's drive. How she wishes he'd get a nice girl and move out. That porn stash behind his Thomas The Tank Engine books is embarrassing her,as is having to buy his XXL Y fronts in the local market. He calls them Gym Stains, she knows differently. Must be signing on day.
 
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That's about right, but seeing as he dreams about writhing mens bodies on the rugby field, the magazines are more likely to be Out, Gay Times and Gay News than the porn magazines you're thinking of.
 
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in post 6 on his other thread I said 'I doubt it' , when he said he won't or doesn't expect he 'll ever post again. God I hate it when I'm right:rolleyes:.

The other thing that made me smile is this troll seems to have read more on this forum then he admits to as he mentions how many problems members are having with reliability. Carry on with your Jackanory's Doie we like a good chuckle :D.
 
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RobF

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What a dull evening in the rugby club that must have been.

Perhaps that can't afford a proper comedian.
 
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