Stunning Mercedes Smart eBike reaches new heights!

[Smart eBiker]

I think they would be too big for her, she has small hands and would probably find it hard handling it.

I heard that the black can be slippy, but believe it or not you get more grip on the jet black, I love design that is why I have bought a unique and gorgeous designer limited edition Mercedes Benz Smart ebike, so seeing the work that has gone into the jet black iPhone 7, it really is a piece of art to admire, touch and caress, oh! and of course make calls on

I must admit its stupid money, but the you see the added benefit of the camera and the new portrait mode that is coming in an update then it eases the pain a little, plus they are easier to store than a shed full of bikes, cars and boats

 

[Benjahmin]

Sorry.............my mistake, I thought this was the pedelecs forum.
Must be my great age.

 

[Smart eBiker]

I love my bike and have had some great adventures but I do have a life as well ;-)

Feel free to ignore any of my threads if it scares you to see that there is a real world out there, and things that go on in the real world connect things together, that includes for example phones that can be used for navigation and data recording, especially the iPhone that links remotely to the designer Mercedes Benz Smart eBike computer. Things in the real world can also inspire and teach us, and open our little closed minds to new things so we learn and develop, I do feel sorry for small minded blinkered individuals who are missing so much.

 

[Fordulike]

Whilst we're on the subject of phones, anyone know how I can connect to the internet on my Nokia 3210?

 

[Crockers]

Jeez. For the price of that phone you could buy 3 Smartebikes.

 

[Fordulike]

Jeez. For the price of that phone you could buy 3 Smartebikes.

Nah doubt it, only cost me 50p at the local jumble.

Might be able to buy one Smart bike though!

 

[Smart eBiker]

A phone from a jumble sale, good on you, if that makes you happy then that is what life is all about

Look, we are all different with different standards, some times these are reflected in our upbringing and education, not saying in all cases as money doesn't buy class and I know educated clowns. Jealousy is the killer, some people can't accept that they will never be at a certain level, for me I don't see things this way, I enjoy what I have and I am happy with that

Believe it or not I have uneducated and not so well off people I know, and they can still have standards and vision, this is reflected in my Gardner who does a stunning job, he is a simple chap but a true gentleman with skills I don't have. I have great admiration and respect for him and now see him as a friend as I feel it's good to mix with lower classes to understand them more.

My choice is to enjoy art and design, I Love the way lines flow, the shapes and quirkiness of clever design, I chose my wife for her stunning form and pure beauty, she is a lot younger than me, the only downside is she is from the North of England so it took time to integrate her into London life and remove the small village blinkered mentality. I would say that she is lucky to have me in a way as I am lucky to have her in my life and home, she is a great addition to my life, one wouldn't buy an ugly ornament would they, or ride an ugly bike? (Mind you re the bike I have to admit I have seen some ugly ones I would never let in my garage!)

I better close before I get told off by blinker for going off topic which I admit I have. Have a great day, if your reading this then you are still alive, that is a bonus in itself

 

[chris130256]

Comedy gold! Keep it up Smart e. lol.

 

[nemesis]

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but even so you would have to be blind not to see that the Smart ebike is horrendously ugly and cheap looking.

 

[VictoryV]

Believe it or not I have uneducated and not so well off people I know, and they can still have standards and vision, this is reflected in my Gardner who does a stunning job,

spell check: gardener

 

[Smart eBiker]

Oh I know that, some of my friends have most definitely married for the money looking at the unfortunate shall we say, looking wife! I'm not saying you can't have fun on an ugly bike now and again but to have one in your house is another matter, it immediately shows your low common standards!

My Mercedes Benz Smart eBike is the result of a stunning design teams work, it is built with the best materials for its humble price point (referring to silly money non designer bikes). You just have to watch the films of how it was produced, everywhere I go on it people just stop and stare, I'm sure it's not to do with my weight and dodgy legs, I believe it's the uniqueness of it, a bit like a Lamborghini with a handsome man in it arriving in the village

Have a great day!

 

[Smart eBiker]

spell check: gardener

Hmm, didn't spot the 'auto' spell check adjusting it on my computer, apologies, I'm sure my unique and top of the range iPhone 7 plus in jet black with 256gb won't do that

 

[VictoryV]

Hmm, didn't spot the 'auto' spell check adjusting it on my computer, apologies, I'm sure my unique and top of the range iPhone 7 plus in jet black with 256gb won't do that

Read before post is a good maxim

 

[Smart eBiker]

Apologies for the confusion and stress in letting my high standards slip on this occasion, I saw a capital G appear but didn't note the change, let's put it down to age and dodgy eyes, bonus is I woke up this morning and am able to update my thread

 

[Fordulike]

Apologies for going slightly off topic

Can anyone offer an explanation of the 'Slow-Start Mode(1-8)' on the 'Pedal Assist' page please.

I'm guessing it ramps up the current from 'Start Current(%)', until it reaches the level that the PAS is in. What do the numbers represent, a time period, or something else?

Also, which number ramps up faster, 1 or 8?

 

[soundwave]

 

[Paul smith]

Thread is hilarious...

 

[mike killay]

Just wait until you see my Ferrari Armani Boss super ebike. Designed by a world famous designer who is highly acclaimed for his wallpaper and dustbin collection.
To say that it is stunning is to do it an injustice.
I will put some photos on here just as soon as learn how to use my solid gold, designer super camera. (Which is also stunning)

 

[Smart eBiker]

Just wait until you see my Ferrari Armani Boss super ebike. Designed by a world famous designer who is highly acclaimed for his wallpaper and dustbin collection.
To say that it is stunning is to do it an injustice.
I will put some photos on here just as soon as learn how to use my solid gold, designer super camera. (Which is also stunning)

Come on Mike you are just showing off now be careful or you may upset some folks who will never be able to afford one of those super dooper elusions

 

[mike killay]

E lusion?
Some new sort of ebike?