Of course I'm going to nick your bike! Thank you for your kind offer, but @soundwave keeps offering me to give me his bike, models, gold bars, house, pro audio studio equipment and girlfriend with Rolex for free, so I'll be catching a train to the Cotswolds first. Also, I don't know why a demonstration against Orbea is necessary. Are their bikes overpriced unrepairable rubbish?
All their bikes are designed by cyclists for cyclists rather than normal people. That's cyclist supremacy and normalphobia, which are forms of hate and discrimination. The normal people are going there to sort them out. They're probably be a load of cyclist counter-protesters there too to chant at: "Cyclist scum off our streets".
Might get tasty, better go tooled up.
Yes I have one. It's lying on the cycle path about 200m from the shop. It's a bit greasy though, but on the other hand, it does have some nice jagged edges.
