Yes get rid of the Ladyman's car .
Probably your best bet is to have a tow bar fitted and use a rack that fits on the tow bar.
The square type, which work with some types of racks, is removable and very discreet.N
Not keen on having a towbar hanging out the back of my MR2 mate.
Although I can see it's probably the easiest option.
You can get removable tow bar so you only bolt it back on when required. That is what I use and then I fit onto it an Exodus bike carrier (a mere £60!). Probably wouldn't carry two electric bikes but it carries my Woosh Big Bear with ease.N
Not keen on having a towbar hanging out the back of my MR2 mate.
Although I can see it's probably the easiest option.