Oh DEER! What now?

[Smart eBiker]

Anyone know how to get a Deer out of your bike? I'm sure a load of people have had the same problem on here. Any help would be grateful as my freezer is full and it doesn't half make pedalling difficult, even on 4 bars

 

[kangooroo]

What happened there??!!

 

[Smart eBiker]

Running across a field to my side straight at me, I lifted my legs and the bike stopped, I looked down and thought Oh Deer

 

[Croxden]

Could be worse, a John Deere.

 

[Smart eBiker]

Good old Leatherman, not lost the skills



On my way home now, bike is going much faster

 

[D8ve]

Which part of wooden mount isn't obvious?

 

[IR772]

Your Vaseline, yes it has another use!

 

[Deleted member 4366]

No eye deer, sorry.

 

[Croxden]

No eye deer, sorry.

The question to the answer is...
What do you call a deer without any eyes?

 

[LeighPing]

The question to the answer is...
What do you call a deer without any eyes?

No eye deer, sorry.

Oh deer.. You guys need to rein it in a bit and Finnish. Cos if I start, you'll get sleighed and caribou'd off the pitch! I've got a 'tun'dra of lame jokes just waiting for you! Don't make me go RuDolph Lundgren on you and tan your hides with them.

Enough. Get the 'point'? Groan..

 

[Smart eBiker]

Which part of wooden mount isn't obvious?

Spot on D8ve I saw it and had an eye deer, thought I would spice up Saturday night after my speed trials, well done for spotting it

I think it fooled some, just the wrong date

 

[Deleted member 4366]

Your Vaseline, yes it has another use!

Kudos to you. I haven't laughed so much in a long time.