Agree; the Honda Innova is bomb-proof. I ran one for years with minimal servicing. It never failed to start (or stop!), romped through MOT's and sipped petrol. I bought it when it was 3years old, sold it 5 years later and lost very little on it. There are tales of people going round the world, fairly slowly, on them.Can't you just get a Category A1 small motorbikes Provisional licence and then get something like a Honda Innova. At least you could then keep up with traffic.
Best wishes!
Tom