Ok, Eddie my dear, I called the police on 101 first thing. I then went to the local police station to fill out a form and statement. This will be submitted tomorrow AM together with the medical report.
I don't see what the police has to do with the damage to my bike- generally the police will not come out unless there has been an injury. If you read my initial posts; you will see that at the time of the accident, I had no obvious pain or injuries.
As for the blond business, I don't even know her hair colour- I was too shaken to check.
But I bet if I would have it would have been.......
Also, regarding the GP- I visited her of course. I'm not sure why you're being so snarky about it all- it wasn't your missus by any chance was it???