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D8ve

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What is the definition of trolling?
 

Fordulike

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Just returned from the pub with my mate Yoda and quickly skimmed through this thread.

He says " seek the power of the dark side and endless energy you will find "
He's very pis**d so may be talking ****** :cool:
 

YsFLY

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To go travel at 15mph as opposed to 9mph you would require an approximate 3 fold increase in power output - approx 90watts (we're assuming a road type bike - it could be as high as 150 for a typical mountain bike).

You will be looking at an energy expenditure of approx 90 joules per second.

Someone has already done alot of the hardwork for you YsFLy ;-)

Bicycle Speed (Velocity) And Power Calculator
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Now i would like to say i was aware of that but truth told I wasn't, so thanks.

BUT~ now that i am ~ Has anyone produced an animated version, and if not why not ? It would surely be of benefit to all Cyclists wouldn't it ?

In addition~ i notice in the post above yours, a query about trolling, and paranoia being the best side of common sense to me i would like to say that yes I have been trolling BUT~ not (i think) in it's supposed negative sense but rather towards finding a) the page you have just pointed me to and b) even if I had that information to hand, I would still have needed the input of someone with the Mechanical and Electrical skills of a Physics Teacher. With real world experience, Preferably.

IN the mean time ~ to all of you that have shown either interest and or active support THANKS.

I am not looking to scam anyone~ So please ~ should THAT MAN come back to me on Thursday please stay tuned- I will, all being well record it and post to you tube or here if someone can tell me how, the results.
Hopefully either providing a laugh or something to get your teeth into.
 
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jerrysimon

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Funny thread lol

I wonder if this is an ex member of the forum ?

Anyway here is my input. Back in the day when I use to read the bible (now I just read the pedelec and my other favourite forums) I recall a few verses in the bible namely Matthew 17, versus 17 through 20

"Matthew 17.20 – And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you."

So the simple answer is all you need to move a bicycle is FAITH!

Regards

Jerry
 

HelenJ

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YsFLY can you please get to the point - if there is one - or else we'll have to close this thread. We've gone from curious to mildly entertaining to annoying so I think the thread's run its course.
 

YsFLY

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YsFLY can you please get to the point - if there is one - or else we'll have to close this thread. We've gone from curious to mildly entertaining to annoying so I think the thread's run its course.
SORRY HelenJ,

I thought that that point had already been arrive at.

1} get someone with the necessary skills to contact me via skype~ in order to see (look) at just what it is i believe I've observed ~ to the advantage of all those who would like to power their bike without the need for a battery.

2} It is my understanding (from posts here) that d8veh has agreed to a) having those skills and b) contacting me in order to do just that.

REGARDS
LLOYD
aka YsFLY
 

flecc

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1} get someone with the necessary skills to contact me via skype~ in order to see (look) at just what it is i believe I've observed ~ to the advantage of all those who would like to power their bike without the need for a battery.
The point of a forum such as this is that members see all communications. It's not a relay point for other communication networks like Skype.

So please simply state what you believe you've observed and stop the silly prevaricating.

That way you'll get the benefit of thousands of minds rather than just one.
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Jimod

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YsFLY can you please get to the point - if there is one - or else we'll have to close this thread. We've gone from curious to mildly entertaining to annoying so I think the thread's run its course.
I don't agree that the thread should be closed. He isn't getting personal with people nor is he saying anything offensive. Eccentricity isn't a crime, nor is being silly. If we don't like the thread we don't need to open it. He's not starting loads of threads after all.
 

hopper_rider

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I don't agree that the thread should be closed. He isn't getting personal with people nor is he saying anything offensive. Eccentricity isn't a crime, nor is being silly. If we don't like the thread we don't need to open it. He's not starting loads of threads after all.
Agree. Although maybe it needed to be posted in the Charging Post area of the site
 

jazper53

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I don't agree that the thread should be closed. He isn't getting personal with people nor is he saying anything offensive. Eccentricity isn't a crime, nor is being silly. If we don't like the thread we don't need to open it. He's not starting loads of threads after all.
You are right, and if he ever returns, I hope he will share his beliefs to the forum, and the world. I expect it will be based on some warp drive connected to time travel using a universal energy device that has not yet been invented this side of the millenium, hence time travel. its all a mystery yet to be revealed, possibly thursday we will all be enlightned, untill then, Beam me up Scotty.


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Fordulike

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SORRY HelenJ,

I thought that that point had already been arrive at.

1} get someone with the necessary skills to contact me via skype~ in order to see (look) at just what it is i believe I've observed ~ to the advantage of all those who would like to power their bike without the need for a battery.

2} It is my understanding (from posts here) that d8veh has agreed to a) having those skills and b) contacting me in order to do just that.

REGARDS
LLOYD
aka YsFLY
OMG, d8veh, are you 'The One' that Morpheus is looking for?
The Matrix always confused me, but now it has become crystal clear :rolleyes:
 

YsFLY

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Jul 8, 2013
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Well Hello again people,

Shop all done, cat once again my only friend and HAPPY, ( man you want to listen to it whenever I try feeding it the so called CAT FOOD available ) and she's the spitting image of one of them.
Nighttimes ; She says " Can't you talk to those ^@^£@%$£&&@%&$ producers and get them to LOVE -CATs more."

ANYWAY~ .....

OH ! Please, don't get me OR HER wrong *We've* known about her wick'd Black and White looks ever since she was that kitten.
BUT~ We are also currently being feed by the tax payer, as i think I've already said ~ and she knows too now, that where I'm original from * Being feed by anyone, let alone a tax payer... is a very alien concept indeed.

SO~ THANKS " This be in part an attempt to repay you all " Sorry for all the idiocy involved.



ANYWAY~ 20£ now feed back into the black economy AND~ Wick*d joint to 1 hand and *this one too ~ TO T'other Hand, would you mind considering THE IDIOTIC side affects... as medicinal ?
 

ghouluk

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May 11, 2013
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are you bookable for parties? both of you preferably...

although i object to your stereotyping of the cat just because she looks like one from the telly, so if you could skip that bit of the routine, would be great ;)
 
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