HELP the wife went out to the garage

[peter.c]

Today disaster struck the wife went into the garage and counted the bikes we have a two bike rule and most of the time only two complete bikes are on show . She found four set of wheels two frames my two e bikes and my next project now fighting with the Labrador for its comfy bed

 

[Gubbins]

Just tell her she probably has a urine infection which in older women can induce hallucinations and by the time she has processed the older woman insult she will have forgotten about the bikes

 

[Fat Rat]

Just tell her she probably has a urine infection which in older women can induce hallucinations and by the time she has processed the older woman insult she will have forgotten about the bikes

If you feel you might not live through the above

Im always storing some bikes for a mate
Works for me

 

[oyster]

Today disaster struck the wife went into the garage and counted the bikes we have a two bike rule and most of the time only two complete bikes are on show . She found four set of wheels two frames my two e bikes and my next project now fighting with the Labrador for its comfy bed

Diplopia. Definitely suffering from diplopia, poor dear. It can come and go. (Yes - I know this from personal experience.)

Perhaps she'll have got over it by the time she next goes into the garage?

 

[Nealh]

Count how many pairs of shoes she has and ask her why she needs so many !!

 

[peter.c]

no the shoe thing will not work just found the spaniel on my pillow and the lab has terrible wind after much have said will put the unused stuff on ebay

 

[soundwave]

i would post world wide and no returns as you dont want her back in a hurry

 

[Gringo]

Better still, when she's not looking borrow a few more bikes from friends.
You can then have a big giveaway gesture the same friends can get given there own bikes back
your wife will see your stock drastically reduce and maybe then except what you have left

 

[peter.c]

The trouble is I have previous for this offence before we moved I used to have two bikes in the workshop two in the garage and two in the shed .So when we packed only two went into the removal van the rest went on Ebay .
[it was less than a year ago]

 

[Crockers]

Didn't know you could buy your own bikes on eBay