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[Kudoscycles]

Kudos by Royal Appointment!
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[Kudoscycles]

Let me get this right, I am looking for a guy dressed like Henry 8th in Nike trainers riding a Kudos Electric Bike.

 

[flecc]

Photo caption:

I said "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!"

What the hell is this?

 

[Kudoscycles]

Photo caption:

I said "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!"

What the hell is this?

Tony....you should have concentrated more in History....you are pre dating Henry,more war of the roses period. But I get the idea.

 

[flecc]

I'm afraid Henry the Eighth didn't utter very many bon mots, too busy writing madrigals and womanising.

So I turned to Richard the Third's reputed utterance.

Of course I could have used an e-bike era comment from Prince Phillip, but this site has censorship!

 

[billadie]

"Off with its headset"

 

[Eaglerider]

"ello 'ello 'ello, 'ave you got a permit to be wearing that crotchless Tudor undergarment sir?"

 

[tillson]

Man in background wearing a straw hat, white T shirt and shorts, walking right to left :

"This is the sexiest thing I've ever seen. I hope that no one notices my erection."

 

[mike killay]

Are, at last, a saddle designed to accomodate a cod piece.

 

[Kudoscycles]

'ere Henry,good to see your wearing a helmet!!!!!

 

[peerjay56]

"Yes, your bum does look big in that..."

 

[Jonah]

"Yes you can leave it there for up to 15 minutes now."

or

"Move along please, there's nothing to look at here."

 

[Jonah]

or

"Don't worry your majesty, the Pope says if you're not happy with the ride you are allowed to trade it in for a different model."

 

[KirstinS]

The lady in black thinks

"I hope the bilious s0d catches his merkin on that"

 

[billadie]

"A folding bike and a pair of plimsolls; let's see Hilary Mantel work them in to her next book!"

 

[faversham222]

Just Google Kudos electric bike to see more

 

[Rab C Nesbitt]

Polis : "I don't care if you are delivering a pizza balanced on your head . . .you still can't park on the double yellows "