You couldn't be more wrong if you tried!
Blimey! Some people are really going to get a massive cumuppance in the not too distant future.
'Ere!......what's goin' on then? This ain't wot I voted for!'........Oh, dear oh dear! Intelligent people stop believing in Father Xmas, the tooth fairy and fairy tales generally at a fairly young age but some still believe.....deep down, they think miracles do happen and someone like Nigel Fartarse is a messiah, placed on this earth to free good, honest, hard-working taxpayers from all the evils any form of union or federation inevitably brings to bear on mankind.
Let's get on with the party.....why aren't we negotiating today? Is it in respect for the dead and bereaved in the Manchester atrocity? That didn't stop the football match in Stockholm so when do we resume negotiations on the biggest political change this country has faced since 1973?
I rather think our 'square peg in a round hole' PM has demonstrated beautifully just how inept she is as a stateswoman recently on several issues but remembering she chose the team to conduct the UK business in the secession discussions, it's not difficult to understand why we are in disarray and why the EU 27 are not in the least bothered by the threats and sabre-rattling emanating from 10, Downing St and tory central office.
Picking up on the point made elsewhere about Brits being unwilling to do the jobs that immigrants do, well that may change dramatically if the lunatic woman should get her wish and is returned to office with any kind of majority. Do those benefit cases think May, IDS and the like will continue to pay benefits while there are crops to be picked in the fields and the eastern Europeans have chosen to seek their fortunes elsewhere?
I really can't wait now for the pain to hit home on the domestic lifestyles of the tossers who voted for 'Brexit' for all the wrong reasons because they were stupid enough to believe charlatans and snake-oil salesmen. I foresee a huge downturn in the tattoo parlour industry and probably the same in nail bars with fast food outlets and large-chain public houses recording big downturns in trade.
'Yeah', they retort.....'it will be hard to begin with but over time, we will be so much better off with bucket-loads of sovereignty and no horrible immigrants stealing our jobs or undercutting our self-employed tax cheats.....sorry.....businessmen/women!'
Who would ever have guessed that it would be like this today with so little to look forward to after all that flag-waving and jingoistic demonstrations of the old bulldog spirit? We'll be winning another football world cup soon - just you wait and see!........actually, I put that in for the 9 year-olds...and trolls! The rest of us are probably too advanced in years to stand any chance of witnessing that one!
Hey ho!
Tom