Or a rash caused by a fungus medical science has hitherto never seen or have treatment for
Or it's human equivalent.
Two loads, two 8 mile hauls of - spring water from local hills to my garden. I was risking my life with drops into a ravine through the woods on steep path descents (no fences), and my brakes had a really hard time (V), and my tyres would not stop the overall 174kg momentum unless I went extremely slowly skidding my rear wheel and hoping the trailer wouldn't jacknife... but on recent trip I found a shortcut through the golf course they've built inside the nature reserve, which they can't legally stop me traversing. Much safer.
What were your interactions like with Sicilian Mafioso? There must be many traps set for visitors, I would imagine...