There is an accepted term that can be used to indicate the stupidity level
Evoque
RRP: From £31,505
Towing capacity: 1,600 to 2,000 kg
Cargo volume: 472 L, 1,156 L with seat area
Make:
Land Rover
Engine: 1.5 L 3-cylinder, 2.0 L 4-cylinder, 2.0 L 4-cylinder diesel
Designed by someone lousy at creating a car with sensible sized rear window, (Though Beckams skinny bird actually claimed to have designed it)
And the towing capacity reads like a Brexit promise, best only driven with loads like that downhill.
With the smallest engine and the heaviest load you would have to take a run at it to clear a speed bump
As to the styling, it has the sort of face only a mother could love
And this was on a motoring site in response to a query on reliability
"Unfortunately, it seems build quality can be variable on the
Evoque. Most
problems centre on the non-engine electrics, especially around the air-con and sat-nav units, with gearbox woes a close second, followed by engine and suspension
issues. Automatic gearbox
problems on the
Evoque are fairly common.
Reminds me somehow of the good old summer days when you could tell it was a bank holiday, by the number of cars by the side of the road being given a drink of cold water.