Splendid tillson! give the fella your support, he came to drain the swamp only to find he didn't like the alligators, but he has correctly decided I am Mad. (a plus point in his favour, I'm sure you will agree)
Had he bothered to consult you first he could have avoided the shock to the system of discovering that for himself.
He is fertile ground for you as he is sympathetic to the Brexit cause, though I could of course have been confused about that and got the wrong end of the stick.
Apart from having the mission of clearing the money lenders out of the temple he is an OK guy, and he shares your passion for Old tom (But he may not for small mad Scottish women,) so tread carefully there till he states his preference.
The two of you will make a great team as I believe he is secretly Nigel Farage in Stealth mode.....
Regards, your biggest Fan
PS: Kudos for "Spinsters throwing confetti at a fat bird's wedding" is it your very own? and are we allowed to use it?