A little-known fact

[indalo]

A little-known fact about England footballer Danny Welbeck is that his father is a bomb disposal expert. His name is Stan.

Indalo

 

[flecc]

Eminently suitable name, considering that those disposed to planting bombs at varying times are often natives of countries ending with -stan.

For example, Afghani----, Paki----, Tajiki----, Kurdi---- etc

 

[GaRRy]

stan welbeck

me thinks someone is not awake

 

[Davanti]

Eminently suitable name, considering that those disposed to planting bombs at varying times are often natives of countries ending with -stan.

For example, Afghani----, Paki----, Tajiki----, Kurdi---- etc

Am I missing something here?

 

[Davanti]

A little-known fact about England footballer Danny Welbeck is that his father is a bomb disposal expert. His name is Stan.

Indalo

Theo Walcott's grandfather was a Warrant Officer in the RAF ... don't think he was a bomb disposal expert though. Does that matter?

 

[JuicyBike]

Mr and Mrs Thatbee had a son called Howard...

 

[Davanti]

Mr and Mrs Thatbee had a son called Howard...

... When Howard got married to Dorothy Ekerslike she already had a son called Woody ...

 

[flecc]

Am I missing something here?

I didn't bother to comment on the meaning earlier, just twisted the humour, but:

Bomb disposal..................Stand well back..................Stan Welbeck

 

[flecc]

Mr and Mrs Thatbee had a son called Howard...

What happened to the can?

 

[JuicyBike]

Help me out Tony...

 

[grasshopper]

I didn't bother to comment on the meaning earlier, just twisted the humour, but:

Bomb disposal..................Stand well back..................Stan Welbeck

Oh! ... I knew that of course, flecc! ... mutter ... mutter ... mutter ... silly bl**dy joke! ... like bl**dy children this lot!

 

[grasshopper]

Help me out Tony...

NO No NO! Help me out!