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My work here on Earth is now done. I shall be ascending to Heaven this afternoon. I wish you all well. If you behave yourselves and repent your sins, I will see some of you again. But hopefully not too soon! JHC

Well, it would appear to be the case that “deeply unsatisfactory behaviour“ is the satisfactory standard to be the UK’s Prime Minister. The bar is set at “deeply unsatisfactory“. If you can attain that level of conduct, you're in with a shout. o_O

G4S & Serco. Two marvellous institutions we should all be proud of. It’s definitely going to be a massive success

Nightingale hospitals are back. 8 x 1000 bed units! Just one question. I thought the issue was staff, not physical bed space? The only explanation I can think of is that this project will create 8 x nice little earner contracts for chums and make a handy Covid blindfold. Don’t want the plebs...

Well that makes a refreshing change from it being a hoax calculated to control the population for an unknown purpose. Your explanation actually makes sense and when you think it through, it’s a good fit with reality. I think we’ve got a storm coming in 2022. Higher taxes, higher energy bills...

It’a not only testing kits that are missing, the Prime Minister has gone missing too. Has anyone seen him? I’ve got grave doubts about shortening isolation to five days. I think the Prime Minister needs to explain what new medical evidence has emerged. It sounds like a mill owner’s charter to...

What does banning the words, Brexit and Her Majesty mean? If the words are banned there must be a penalty for saying them. What’s the **** going to do? Thrash people with leeks and daffodils? Although I agree with some of his past covid policies, he’s starting to act like a **** now.

I’m listening to David Lammy on LBC. He’s just stated the the Welsh Labour government have all the data and stats for Wales because they are in power there. Personally, I think Lammy is a massive ****, but he may be correct about this. Equally, he could be talking bollicks. Who knows?

The energy story, whilst important, is a convenient distraction for newspaper owners to use to occupy people’s minds. Whilst people are thinking about higher energy bills, they aren’t wondering where the Prime Minister is at a time of critical decision making and a need for leadership. It’s...

Just keep on refusing the vaccine mate. If the virus eats you, the longer term outlook could be: 1) less drain on the benefits system 2) less demand on social care 3) less illegal drug production 4) less publication of ant-vaccination material 5) less chance of other people being infected due to...

Predictably, the usual newspapers are portraying Boris Johnson’s as having defeated the kill-joy scientists and medical experts. Suggesting that he’s the hero of the people for putting to death all measures intended keep them safe. It even sounds mental. How can people allow these rags to do...

England can’t bring in any new restriction, even if it is known that they are desperately needed. Boris Johnson has publicly soiled himself with lies, corruption and appalling personal behaviour. This has left him with no credibility to lead and no mandate to ask the public to comply. He has no...

oh, you’ve learnt how to cut & pasted excerpts from Derek Dickhead’s Facetube page. The unvaccinated are needlessly draining hospital resources. Each bed occupied by an unvaccinated person is a bed that could be used to care for a cancer or heart patient. You won’t understand that because it’s...

….. and you obtained this information form Derek Dickhead’s Facebook page. The real world observations seem to suggest that 9 out of 10 Covid hospital patients are not vaccinated. It makes no difference to me whether you choose to get vaccinated or listen to Derek Dickhead. The forum would...

My niece is a doctor at Cardiff Royal Infirmary. She told me earlier today that about 90% of the Covid patients are unvaccinated. They have COVID deaths every day and most of them ask if it’s too late to be vaccinated at some point prior to their death. Whilst this is hilarious, we must...

You are correct, of course.

This is the danger of giving British people freedom to make their own choices. They put fireworks up their arse-holes, $hit in burger boxes on public beaches and produce dissertations similar to the ones you quote above. It’s unique to these islands.

SW is a parasite, one of life's takers. He’s in negative social equity, ie Earth would be a slightly better place if he wasn’t living on it.

That would be a really interesting problem to work out and to develop a formula which fairly addresses different scenarios.

The principle of donating money to a political party is wrong. Why would anyone do it? It’s not an act of benevolence, for example, giving money to spastics via one of the collection points pictured below. Large political donations are very likely to be made with the expectation that something...